Joke Of The Day 03/17/08

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

From: Ajokeaday.com # 3312 (receive via email)
Author: Judith Wright USA.

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Joke Of The Day 02/26/08

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:

"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!"

she cried. The dispatcher said,

"Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in.

"Disregard."

He says.

"She got in the back-seat by mistake."

From: Ajokeaday.com # 18803 (receive via email)
Author: Wiley Post Durham North Carolina USA.

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