Sexy Text Messages a225-a227

a225: S*x is like McDonalds, I’m loving it!
P*ssy is like subway, Eat Fresh!
D*ck is like Gatorade, Is it in you?
This joke is like an STD, so spread it!
- Ashley.

a226: I had an uncle who was jailed for his beliefs.
He believed he could m*sturbate on the bus.
- Allan Burt.

a227: Q: What is the definition of a birth control pill?
A: The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant!
- Michael Rock.

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Joke Of The Day 04/04/08

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.
When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.
"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?"
"No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"

From: Ajokeaday.com # 2690 (receive via email)
Author: USA.

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Sexy, Dirty and Funny

OMG!!! What a... just see view the video.



WTF!!! Laugh Out Loud!

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Sexy Text Messages a222-a224

a222: I love the way you make me feel when we're together.

a223: The passion we share together just leaves me wanting one thing… more!

a224: I want to make love to you every minute of every day.

From: A Friend (receive via email)
Author: Unknown.

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Joke Of The Day 04/02/08

What did the bee say to the flower?
“Hey bud, when do you open?

From: Ajokeaday.com # 10230 (receive via email)
Author: USA.

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Love Poems a219-a221

a219: Some times its hard not to fall in love, but at the same time you cant really help it but to follow your heart.
- Suleika.

a220: Why hide our feeling,
Why lie to that special some one
Its lying and keeping your emotions from the one you love the key to happiness, if some why am i so unhappy.
- Suleika.

a221: Love is sometimes hard to find, but I know and you know that there is someone out there for us. May it be a friend or someone you just meet that person is out there for you or me.
- Victoria.

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Joke Of The Day 04/01/08

Teacher: What are the four main food groups?
Students: Canned, frozen, instant, and lite.

From: Ajokeaday.com # 18149 (receive via email)
Author: USA.

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