Love Poems a243-a245

a243: What you and i shared was special, and to this day those feelings still remain. And although my dad has kept us apart for so long, i know that no matter what, the love we share will be strong.
- Amber Justine.

a244: Love is the best gift you can have in your life, so live life with lots of love and you'll have the best life you'll ever dream of.
- Kou Xiong.

a245: All this time I've been looking for love ,trying to make things work that werent good enough, till i thought im through, said im done then stumbled into the arms of the one.
- Lady in Pain.

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Sexy Text Messages a240-a242

a240: A man wants to get a $100 bill tattooed on his crotch. He says he wants it because he likes big money, he likes to handle money and the next time his wife wants to blow $100 they can just stay home.
- Centerville.

a241: There was a cowboy and a baptist minister riding on a plane. The flight attendant came up to the cowboy and asked sir would you like something to drink? perhaps a softdrink, juice, or how about a nice ice cold beer! The cowboy then said "why yes mam an ice cold beer sure would go down right smooth i reckon." Then she turned to the baptist minister and said how about you pastor would you like a beer also, to that the baptist minister said "mam I would rather be stripped naked, beaten, and ridden by a wh*re! Than to allow the juice of sin to touch my lips! The cowboy then said mam you can have my beer back I didn’t realize there was a second option!
- Dan Mercer.

a242: What’s the difference between Ronald McDonald and John Wayne Gacy?
Ronald McDonald doesn’t show you the ropes!
Ronald McDonald cooks his meat!
Ronald McDonald doesn’t keep old meat in the basement!
- Jem.

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Sexy Text Messages a237-a239

a237: Hurry, hold me b4 i shatter.
hurry! run b4 you're scarred.
Hurry, save me b4 I'm lost forever.
hurry! save yourself b4 i pull u under.
- Unknown.

a238: Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a turkey?
A: A woman.
Still don’t get it? Where else would you find a cock gobbler?
- Scott.

a239: A black man walks into the bar and sits down next to a gay man not knowing that he’s gay. A few drinks later the gay man says, "If you come into the back room with me, I’ll give you a blow-job." He gets up and walks into the back room.
A few minutes later, the black man goes to the back room and proceeds to beat the gay man within and inch of his life.
When he gets back to the barstool, the bartender asks "Why did you do that?"
"Well," says the black man, "he said something about a job..."
- Suki.

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Love Poems a234-a236

a234: It's too the point; being without you totally destroys me
But being with you breaks me into little tiny pieces,
I just have to figure out which one hurts more.
- BrokenInside.

a235: It's sad to see you holding her hand. However sad it might be It's truly funny for me. Every glance you give me when walking with her. Every night you'd drether be talking to me instead of her. And every day I see a little bit of my love die for you.
- Final Breath.

a236: I'm a nervous wreck now that you're gone.
Truthfully, the only time I was safe was in your arms.
- Miriam.

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Love Poems a231-a233

a231: I could kiss 10000 different guys, but it still wouldn't mean half as much as it does just to hold your hand.
- Brandi.

a232: It's painful if the only person you adore most tells you to move away and find someone better for you. Know for a fact that you already found the best.
- Rain05.

a233: Giving up on love doesn't mean moving on. It's giving up your happiness.
- Reaper.

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Joke Of The Day 04/05/08

While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there.

I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between 'C' and 'D', but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded.

Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out in Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

From: Ajokeaday.com # 10641 (receive via email)
Author: USA.

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Love Poems a228-a230

a228: And i don't care if we're arguing or giving each other the silent treatment just so long as we're in the same room thats all i need to be able to look over and see you.
- AMiLOSTorJustLessFOUND.

a229: Sometimes we get too possessive of things we don't even own,
it's a side effect of loving too much, but receiving too little.
- Rain05.

a230: Save your tears, you can't cry the pain away.
Save your breath, you can't scream away the hurt.
Save your heart, you can't keep on loving him.
- Life is borin.

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