Joke Of The Day 01/31/08

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you we would be walking through a never-ending garden!

From: Ajokeaday.com # 13840 (receive via email)
Author: Josh, USA.

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Love Poems a43-a45

a43: Another Day, Another Way, Another Pray, Another Hope,
Another Tear, Another Fear, Another Year, Another Smile,
Another Mile, Another Few, But Never Ever Another You.

a44: I love you in the morning, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving

a45: I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your sms.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Joke Of The Day 01/30/08

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means - Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.

From: Nokia 3310 (receive via text)
Sender: Emily, Philippines

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Love Poems a40-a42

a40: Cupid's aim is still pretty good.

a41: My eyes are hurting because I can't see you. My arms are empty because I can't hold you. My lips are cold because I can't kiss you but. My heart is breaking because I'm not with
you.

a42: Whenever I miss You,
Whenever I miss You, Stars fall down from the sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me miss you so much!

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Joke Of The Day 01/29/08

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline for advice. The Psychic tells him:

"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled,

"This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No,"

says his Advisor,

"in her biology class."

From: Ajokeaday.com # 106 (receive via email)
Author: Soledad Alarcón Santiago R. M. Chile

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Love Poems a37-a39

a37: If a day had 36 hours I'd spend 12 picking u flowers,
If we had 48 life would surely be great,
And if it was 72?
I'd climb a mountain just to tell the world i love you,
But... all we have is 24,
Which means I'll keep the message short,
And simply spend every precious hour with you,
Today n forever.

a38: Today is a very special day for sending all my love your way!

a39: Close your Eyes,
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

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Joke Of The Day 01/27/08

Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.

From: Ajokeaday.com # 665 (receive via email)
Author: Mark USA.

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