Obama Funny Jokes 112908

1. Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

2. Question: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
Answer: Deductible.

3. Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama?
Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.

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Obama Funny Jokes 112808

1. Question: What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor?
Answer: The check.

2. Question: Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat?
Answer: The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.

3. Question: Why does Barack want higher taxes?
Answer: Cause he won’t be the one paying them.

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Obama Funny Jokes 112708

1. Question: Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
Answer: She the one with the cojones.

2. Question: Why won’t Barack Obama’s presidential jet be flight worthy?
Answer: It will only have a left wing.

3. Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

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Love Quotes 112608

1. The girl in the photo with the fairy dress on, But now its just a memory, That child is long gone.

2. He's not the best looking, he's not the smartest guy in the world, he can be a jerk sometimes, but for some reason.
I don't care.
He's different.
I love him.

3. It's funny how one day, he can be the one person I hate the most.
Then the next day, I would love him so much, I wouldnt ever think of letting him go.

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Sad Text Messages 112508

1. It's hard to get past things that you want to forget.
But it's even harder to get past the things that you don't wanna forget.

2. After all he has done to me i still want him to change,love me,and for us to be together again and this time stay together.

3. It's not easy to hold the right love at the wrong time but its harder to let go of the right love because you are holding the wrong love at the right time!

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Broken Heart Love Text Messages 112208

1. The greatest pain that comes with love is loving someone you can't have.

2. If your heart is the strongest muscle of the body, why does it break so easily?

3. Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

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Love Text Messages 112108

1. Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.

2. We had our good times and I won't ever forget them
We made our bad choices but I won't ever regret them
It's like a life lesson learn from these and move on
Even when it's hard it's something that you got to do

3. God can heal a broken heart, but you have to give Him all the pieces.

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