Thursday, February 28, 2008

Love Poems a117-a119

. Thursday, February 28, 2008 .

a117: I'm completely dead on the inside. When will the outside match?
- Broken For Forever.

a118: Im not a stone ocean waves makes my heart die, sometimes it makes me cry, i hide in the shadow,but you find me, i know that im not alone as you here with me.i love you.
- Noha.

a119: No one falls in love by choice,
It is by CHANCE.

No one stays in love by chance,
It is by WORK.

And no one falls out of love by chance,
It is by CHOICE
- Falling Again.

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Inspirational Quotes a115-a116

a115: The reason why a lot of people do not know about themselves well, is because they are too busy talking about the affairs of other people than their own.

a116: Kindness is measured by the degree of discomfort the one giving it has to take to make it happen.

From: # 1848 (receive via email)
Author: Thanks to: Blas G. Cavada,Jr. Northridge USA.

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Love Poems a112-a114

. Wednesday, February 27, 2008 .

a112: The hardest thing is to love someone, whose in love with someone else.
- Heba.

a113: Your the softest touch on my soul
the strongest kiss upon my lips
the softest breath upon my skin.
- Cicek.

a114: Love Found.
Love Lost.
Love Never Found Again.
Never Let The One You Love Go.
Cause You May Never Love Again.
- Daniel Lee Pitcher.

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Joke Of The Day 02/28/08

Four people are in an airplane, the pilot, the smartest man in the world, the richest man in the world, and a punk teenager. The airplane experiences some difficulties, and the pilot informs the three passengers that the plane is going to crash, and there are only three parachutes on the plane. The richest man in the world takes one, because he says that his lawyers will sue everyone else on the plane if he doesn't survive. The smartest man in the world takes a parachute, because he thinks that the world would be a worse place without him. The pilot says to the punk "There's only one parachute left, I'll fight you for it." "That won't be necessary," said the punk, "The smartest man in the world took my backpack."

From: # 12738 (receive via email)
Author: Ryan Hoekstra Cobourg Ontario Canada.

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Famous Quotes a112-a115

. Tuesday, February 26, 2008 .

a112: Of all the tyrants the world affords,
Our own affections are the fiercest lords.
- Earl of Sterling.

a113: O you much partial gods!
Why gave ye men affections, and not power
To govern the?
- Ludovick Barry.

a114: Nothing can occur beyond the strength of faith to sustain, or, transcending the resources of religion, to relieve.
- Binney.

a115: Man is born to trouble, as the sparks fly upward.
- Job v.7.

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Tip Of The Day 02/26/08

. Monday, February 25, 2008 .

You're teaching a lesson each day that you live;
Your actions are blazing a trail
That children will follow for good or for ill;
You can help them or cause them to fail.
- Bosch -

From: # 2996 (receive via email)
Author: Marie Lynnette St. Louis USA.

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Joke Of The Day 02/26/08


An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:

"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!"
she cried. The dispatcher said,
"Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
He says.
"She got in the back-seat by mistake."

From: # 18803 (receive via email)
Author: Wiley Post Durham North Carolina USA.

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Love Poems a109-a111

. Sunday, February 24, 2008 .

a109: You have to take the good with the bad smile with the sad love what you've got and remember what you had.
- Me just you.

a110: Forget to breathe when you're around, heart skips a beat and falls right out. i just can't speak or make a sound, cause you're too beautiful right now, inside and out.
- Modern day barbie.

a111: Kisses are the words that cant be spoken.
- Me just you.

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Joke Of The Day 02/25/08

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, "There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or “That’s Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher. She's dead."

From: # 3314 (receive via email)
Author: Judith Wright USA.

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Love Poems a106-108

. Saturday, February 23, 2008 .

a106: he used to be the reason for the smile on your face..
now his the reason for the tears in your eyes
- Deni Xo.

a107: Hold on to the hope that the person your meant for is real and looking for you too, believe me, you'll know when you find him
- Youre breaking down my walls.

a108: You shouldn't be begging for forgiveness at my feet.. You should've said no, baby and you might still have me
- TornApartByYou.

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Inspirational Quotes a105

a105: Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect, but that you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
- Sandra Durham USA.

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Friday, February 22, 2008

Love Poems a102-104

. Friday, February 22, 2008 .

a102: All my thoughts...are of him
all my hopes...are for him
all my dreams...are about him
all that i because of him
but now he's gone and i need him back...
- Nikki.

a103: It better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
- Angel Of The Night.

a104: When you are heartbroken, keep your head held high.. you never know when someone is supposed to be falling in love with your smile.
- Brittany.

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Joke Of The Day 02/22/08

At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.”
“You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you”

From: # 11843 (receive via email)
Author: Zak Cloe Dana Point California USA.

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Love Poems a99-101

. Thursday, February 21, 2008 .

a99: Sometimes things have to go wrong, before they can go right.
- Lil Tyson.

a100: Sometimes, pain is the only way out, but its worth it when pleasure is the way in.
- Mindy Hiers.

a101: Love is like cloud, love is like a dream, love is one word and everything in between,love is a wish comes true because i found love when i found you.
- Noha.

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Tip Of The Day

Ever take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive anyway.

From: # 3683 (receive via email)
Author: Unknown.

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Love Poems a96-98

. Wednesday, February 20, 2008 .

a96: Even though we are apart
There's a place inside my heart
That's just for you and that is all
Hold my hand, don't let me fall...
- Michelle.

a97: Everything within me doesn't want to risk
Doesn't want to risk anymore
But if it means I get to see the light in your eyes
I'll risk so much more
- A light in The Darkness.

a98: People ask me... 'why do you love him'? well see.. i don't want them to understand because then they would love him too!
- Just wanna be loved.

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Joke Of The Day 02/20/08

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,"
explained the lady.
"We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled."
My husband quietly said
'That's once.'
We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said,
'That's twice.'
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband promptly removed a revolver from his pocket and shot him. I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said
'That's once.'"

From: # 366 (receive via email)
Author: Joe Ramos.

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Love Poems a93-95

. Tuesday, February 19, 2008 .

a93: Love is real in me and it will always stay that way forever
but its spirit will be heightened until the time that the right man will come to save my heart...
- Josephine Luz de Leon.

a94: I will embrace you like i never been hurt before...
i will love you like i never loved...
but promise me that you will love me the way love should be...
- Josephine Luz de Leon.

a95: You lay dormant in the hollow depths of a missing heart.
Forever tormenting, so it's never forgotten what u have taken.
- Life is borin.

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Famous Quotes a92

. Monday, February 18, 2008 .

a92: Fathers alone a father's heart can know
What secret tides of still enjoyment flow
When brother love, but if their hate suceeds,
They wage the war, but 'tis the father bleeds.
- Young.

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Joke Of The Day 02/17/08

There was a man driving a pickup truck down a country road, when suddenly he was broad sided by a trailer truck. Some time went by, and the case got to court. The defense attorney said to the plaintiff,

"How can you be suing my client now when you told a trooper after the accident that you felt fine?"
The man replied,
"Well sir, it was like this. We was drivin' down the road, mindin' our own business, when a big trailer truck came out of nowhere and creamed us. When I came to, I was in the ditch, and a trooper was pullin' up with his car. He looked at the hogs, and they was 'most dead, so he shot 'em. Then he looked at my dog, and he was hurt real bad, so he shot him. Then he came over to me and he said, 'How you feeling?'"
"I said, I never felt better in my life."

From: # 6239 (receive via email)
Author: Phyllis Pelletier Nanticoke Pa. USA.

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Famous Quotes a91

. Sunday, February 17, 2008 .

Give thy thoughts no tongue.
Nor any unproportioned thought his act.
Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
The friends thou hast, and their adoption tried.

Grapple them to thy soul with hooks of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatched, unfledged comrade. Beware
Of entrance to a quarrel; but, being in,
Bear it that the opposer may beware of thee.

Give every man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
But not expressed in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
For the apparel oft proclaims the man.

Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
For loan oft loses both itself and friend;
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

This above all; To thine own self be true;
And it must follow, as the night the day.
Thou cans't not then be false to any man.
- Shakespeare.

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Joke Of The Day 02/16/08

There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

"Tell me your choice," said he to the boy, "What's your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."

The boy thought for a while and said,
"My choice is ONE real difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!"
said the man on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said:
"It's the DAY, sir."

the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

Admission for the course was thus secured.

From: # 13615 (receive via email)
Author: USA.

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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Love Poems a89-a90

a89: Love, then, hath every bliss in store;
'Tis friendship, and 'tis something more.
Each other every wish they give;
Not to know love is not to live.
- John Gay.

a90: Love is friendship set to music.
- Pollock.

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Joke Of The Day 02/15/08

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speech making.

"I have an idea, boss,"
his chauffeur said.
"I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you."
Einstein laughed loudly and said,
"Why not? Let's do it!"
When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said,
"Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

From: # 14810 (receive via email)

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Friday, February 15, 2008

Love Poems a86-a88

. Friday, February 15, 2008 .

a86: Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.
- Erich Fromm.

a87: Love is like a hunter, who cares not for the game when once caught, which he may have pursued with the most intense and breathless eagerness. Love is strongest in pursuit; friendship in possession.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson.

a88: True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart.
- Honore de Balzac.

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Joke Of The Day 02/14/08

An old man was tired from riding his bike, and decided to hitch hike. A guy in his red Corvette pulled up to give him a lift. When the old man brought out his bike that he had leaned up against a tree, the driver said,

"I have no room for your bike in my car, but I'd like to help you in someway seeing you standing here in the hot sun."
After a few seconds of thought, the driver said,
"I know what we can do. I have a rope behind my seat. I'll tie one end of it to the rear end of my car and the other end to the front your bike. You ride your bike, and I'll give you this whistle. If I go too fast for you, just blow your whistle and I'll slow down."
The old guy agreed to it. So off he went down the highway with the old man and his bike in tow. A little ways down the rode, a young lady in a bright yellow corvette pulls up next to them. She gives the guy in the red Vette the High Sign, meaning
"you want a drag?"
Off they go down the highway, 100 plus MPH, the old man blowing his whistle like crazy. They zipped by a Highway Patrol cop sitting under a tree. The cop knew he couldn't catch them, so he called ahead to his fellow cop down the rode to intercept.
"Car number 2, this is car number 1."
"Go head number 1, what'cha got for me?"
"I got a red and yellow Vettes come down your way doing hundred plus, can you intercept?"
"Ten-four, Is there anything else?"
"Yeah, you wouldn't believe this, but there is an old guy riding a bicycle blowing his whistle trying to pass."

From: # 620 (receive via email)
Author: Gary T. Dearborn MI USA.

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Love Poems a83-a85

. Thursday, February 14, 2008 .

a83: Now what is Love, I pray thee, tell?
It is that fountain and that well
Where pleasure and repentance dwell;
It is perhaps the sauncing bell
That tolls all into heaven or hell:
And this is Love, as I hear tell.
- Sir Walter Raleigh.

a84: What is love? It is the morning and the evening star.
- Sinclair Lewis.

a85: Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
- Fulton J. Sheen.

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Joke Of The Day 02/13/08

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said,

"When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."
A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section:
"And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."
From: # 743 (receive via email)
Author: David Figueroa

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Love Poems a80-a82

. Wednesday, February 13, 2008 .

a80: ...But love is a durable fire
In the mind ever burning;
Never sick, never old, never dead
From itself never turning.
- Sir Walter Raleigh.

a81: Love is the expansion of two natures in such fashion that each include the other, each is enriched by the other.
- Felix Adler.

a82: Love is a wild bird that no one can tame
It's useless to chase it
If it won't play the game
- From the opera Carmen.

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Joke Of The Day 02/12/08

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage,

"Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running."

From: # 15074 (receive via email)
Author: Ed Carley Colorado Springs Colorado USA.

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Tip Of The Day 02/12/08


A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,

"Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running."

From: # 15074 (receive via email)
Author: Ed Carley Colorado Springs Colorado USA.

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Love Poems a77-a79

. Tuesday, February 12, 2008 .

a77: Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
- Unknown.

a78: Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
- Ben Hecht.

a79: Life is a journey, and love is what makes that journey worthwhile.
- Unknown.

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Tip Of The Day 02/11/08

The more you get, the wealthier you become.
The more you give the richer your life becomes.

From: # 3683 (receive via email)
Author: John Dillow Gresham USA.

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Monday, February 11, 2008

Love Poems a74-a76

a74: Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our love to others, and others' love to us.
- Thomas Trahern.

a75: Love is like a bazaar: The admittance is free-- but it costs you something before you get out.
- Unknown.

a76: Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
- Cathy Carlyle.

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Joke Of The Day 02/10/08

A guy runs into the bar and says,

"Quick, pour me 5 shots of your best scotch."
The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can.
"Wow that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink,"
says the bartender.
"Well you'd drink that fast if you had what I had,"
The man says
"Oh my god,"
the bartender says,
"What do you have?"
The man replies
"50 cents."

From: # 1083 (receive via email)
Author: Matt Stefanski.

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Love Poems a71-a73

a71: Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's.
- Germaine De Stael.

a72: Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time: effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end.
- Germaine De Stael.

a73: Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
- 1 Corinthians 13:4-7.

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Joke Of The Day 02/09/08

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere."

From: # 113 (receive via email)
Author: Bernice Literacy Council Nebraska USA.

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Saturday, February 9, 2008

Love Poems a68-a70

a68: Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.
- A lexander Smith.

a69: Love is anterior to life,
Posterior to death,
Initial of creation, and
The exponent of breath.
- Emily Dickinson.

a70: Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
- Louise Hay.

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Joke Of The Day 02/08/08

Bill and Hillary Clinton go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden, a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later, Bill grabs Hillary and throws her out onto the field! The SS agent comes running back to Bill and says,

"Mr. President, sir, I think you misunderstood me. I said throw out the first pitch."

From: # 1589 (receive via email)
Author: Ramman Kenoun USA.

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Friday, February 8, 2008

Love Poems a65-a67

. Friday, February 8, 2008 .

a65: Love is like quicksilver in the hand.
Leave the fingers open and it stays.
Clutch it, and it darts away.
- Dorothy Parker.

a66: Love is like a flower: Once you pick it, it slowly dies
- Unknown.

a67: Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses.
- Thomas Dewar.

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Joke Of The Day 02/07/08

I found out why there is so much LEAD PAINT in the toys that are made in China, The toy company told the Chinese company to paint all the toys RED, the Chinese interpreter told his people to paint all toys Led, since they can't pronounce the letter "R" very well, all the toys were painted with LEAD PAINT.

From: # 18525 (receive via email)
Author: Rob Morin Canada.

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Love Poems a62-a64

a62: Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
- Pablo Picasso.

a63: Love is energy of life.
- Robert Browning.

a64: Life is the flower of which love is the honey.
- Jean Baptiste Alphonse Karr.

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Joke Of The Day 02/06/08

Calvin sees Elmer and asks: What’s up?
Elmer says: first I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.
Calvin says: Boy, you had a time!
Elmer: I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull trough that spelling test.

From: # 18144 (receive via email)
Author: USA.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Love Poems a59-a61

a59: Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.
- Thomas Carlyle.

a60: Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- H.L.Mencken.

a61: Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in the water of adversity and grief.
- Unknown.

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Joke Of The Day 02/05/08

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

From: # 17801 (receive via email)
Author: USA.

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Love Poems a56-a58

. Tuesday, February 5, 2008 .

a56: Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
- Bob Phillips.

a57: Love is the seed of all hope.
It is the enticement to trust, to risk, to try, to go on.
- Gloria Gaither.

a58: Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself.
- Leo Buscaglia.

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Tip Of The Day 02/05/08


The number of breaths you take does not count life, but by the moments that take your breath away.

From: # 3360 (receive via email)
Author: Ivan Taboni Perth Australia.

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Joke Of The Day 02/04/08

Dean and Jerry were riding a train across the west. Jerry looked out the window and saw a whole lot
of buffalo roaming the range. Look at that big bunch of buffalo said Jerry.

Dean: Don’t say bunch say herd.
Jerry: Heard what.
Dean: Herd of buffalo.
Jerry: Sure I’ve heard of buffalo.
Dean: No... you don’t understand, a buffalo herd.
Jerry: I don’t care what a buffalo heard
I ain”t said nothing that I’m ashamed of.

From: # 18617 (receive via email)
Author: El Cass Hampton Va USA.

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Monday, February 4, 2008

Love Poems a53-a55

a53: Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of every hand.
- Mother Theresa.

a54: But true love is a durable fire,
In the mind ever burning,
Never sick, never old, never dead,
From itself never turning.
- Sir Walter Raleigh.

a55: Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
- Mark A. Overby.

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Joke Of The Day 02/03/08

A young polar bear asks his father,

"Dad, am I 100% Polar Bear"

The father bear responds,
"Well, son, I am all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your grandparents, even your great grandparents are 100% polar bear. So yes, son, you are 100% polar bear. Why do you ask?"

The young polar bear replies
"Because I am really cold!"

From: # 18385 (receive via email)
Author: Dan Houghton MI USA.

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Sunday, February 3, 2008

Love Poems a50-a52

. Sunday, February 3, 2008 .

a50: Sooner or later we begin to understand that love is more than verses on valentines and romance in the movies. We begin to know that love is here and now, real and true, the most important thing in our lives. For love is the creator of our favorite memories and the foundation of our fondest dreams. Love is a promise that is always kept, a fortune that can never be spent, a seed that can flourish in even the most unlikely of places. And this radiance that never fades, this mysterious and magical joy, is the greatest treasure of all - one known only by those who love.
- Unknown

a51: Love is the passionate and abiding desire on the part of two or more people to produce together conditions under which each can be and spontaneously express, his real self; to produce together an intellectual soil and an emotional climate in which each can flourish, far superior to what either could achieve alone.
- Unknown

a52: Love is like a Rhino, short-sighted, but always willing to find a way.
- Unknown

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Joke Of The Day 02/02/08

A couple was making their first doctors visit prior to the birth of their first child. After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The man and his wife were curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the man took out his magnifying glass to try to see what is was. In very small letters, the stamp said,

“When you can read this, come back and see me.”

From: # 18456 (receive via email)
Author: USA.

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Saturday, February 2, 2008

Love Poems a47-a49

a47: Love is merely madness...
- William Shakespeare

a48: Love doesn't make the world go 'round.
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
- Franklin P. Jones

a49: True love is like a ghost; everyone talks of it, few have seen it.
- La Rochefoucauld

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Joke Of The Day 02/02/08

Hell is a place where:
The lovers are Swiss
The cooks are English
The mechanics are French
The police are German and
The government is run by the Italians

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Author: USA.

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Friday, February 1, 2008

Love Poems a46: A Valentine Is Nothing Like

A Valentine is nothing like
A chocolate or a rose.
For in a week these shall be gone,
But Valentines remain.
If love were always sweet to tongue
Or fragrant to the nose,
Each day would be like Valentine's,
And we would go insane.

A Valentine just hangs around
Waiting to be kissed
Long after special days have passed
And every days are here.

So one is wise to choose one well
And chocolates to resist.
For in the midst of mania
It's nice to have one near.

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Joke Of The Day 02/01/08

Q: Why did the pig cross the road
A: To prove that he wasn't a chicken

From: # 6304 (receive via email)
Author: Jake las vegas nevada USA.

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