Saturday, May 31, 2008

Love Poems a375-a377

. Saturday, May 31, 2008 .

a375: Love is such a powerful force that it inspires ordinary people to do extraordinary things.
- colm.

a376: Wishing that you were here,
to wipe every falling tear.
Why did you have to leave?
This is a nightmare, I can't believe!
- bRoKen mIrrOr fAllen PeTals.

a377: Don't be pushed down;
Get up and take her place.
His heart is yours for the holding.
- kirsten.

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Friday, May 30, 2008

Famous Quotes a372-a374

. Friday, May 30, 2008 .

a372: We are ne'er like angels 'till our passion dies.
- Dekker.

a373: Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
- Pope.

a374: Be ye angry and sin not; let not the sun go down upon your wrath.
- EPh.iv 26.

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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Sexy Text Messages a369-a371

a369: Why do not you add me, minus your friends, divide your legs and multiply.
- Cameron Parker.

a370: What is worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits.
- ted.

a371: What does a 9 volt battery and a woman’s *sshole have in common?
You know it is wrong, but eventually you put your tongue on it.
- Ice Dragon.

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Love Poems a366-a368

. Tuesday, May 27, 2008 .

a366: The hardest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love with him when ho does not have the intention to catch her when she's already falling.
- cLeo.

a367: We do not choose the person we fall for or get attracted with, it just hits us like a speeding bullet; we could not feel it at first, unless we see ourselves bleeding.
- cLeo.

a368: I think its pretty much impossible, to forget someone who was once the only reason you smiled.
- Amanda.

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Monday, May 26, 2008

Famous Quotes a364-a365

. Monday, May 26, 2008 .

a364: Man hath two attendant angels,
Ever waiting by his side,
With his wheresoe'r he wonders,
Wheresoe'r his feet abide;
One to warm him when he darkleth,
And rebuke him if he stray;
One to leave him to his nature,
And so let him go his way.
- Prince.

a365: A guardian angel o'er his life presides,
Doubling his pleasures and his cares dividing.
- Rogers.

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Sexy Text Messages a361-a363

. Sunday, May 25, 2008 .

a361: A guy gets onto an elevator and begins to ride down to the lobby of his building. Half way down the elevator stops and a beautiful woman gets on. After a few seconds the man leans over and asks the lady, "Excuse me, but can I smell your p*ssy?" "No!", rages the woman. "Oh" replies the man, "It must be your feet."
- kirk.

a362: why do not women fart?
they don't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up enough pressure!
- Baker.

a363: An old lady dies and goes to heaven and is chatting to St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams.
"Do not worry about that," says St. Peter, "it is only someone having the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable as St. Peter explains how Heaven works. Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams.
"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening"?
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their head drilled to fit the halo."
"I ca not do this," says the old lady, "I’m off down to hell."
"You ca not go there," says St. Peter, "you will be raped and sodomized."
"Yes, but I have already got the holes for that."
- Bubba.

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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Love Poems a358-a360

. Saturday, May 24, 2008 .

a358: What brings more happiness is, living with the person we love or with the person that loves us.
- wizard82.

a359: Do not throw rock so far you might lost it,
Just like love do not push it so far from you; you might lose it.
- LoneStar.

a360: Every time I think of you, I always giggle,
Every time I look at you, I always smile;
But every time I remember that you do not love me like I do, I always cry.
- cLeO.

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Friday, May 23, 2008

Famous Quotes a356-a357

. Friday, May 23, 2008 .

a356: The man who has not anything to boast of but his illustration ancestors, is like a potato--the only thing belonging to him is underground.
- Sir T. Overbury.

a357: So dear to heaven is saintly chastity,
That when a soul is found sincerely so
A thousand liveried angels lackey her.
- Milton.

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Love Poems a353-a355

. Thursday, May 22, 2008 .

a353: I love you beyond the reason why;
So much that I can not explain,
So much that it's over flowing;
So much that I love you.
- Dream girl Jana.

a354: I love you and everything you do, do not ever say we are thru.
- Stupid Girl.

a355: And when you hear from my friends,
That I got over you.
I hope that they tell you it took forever,
Because it is not what I wanted to do.
- Luscious Seduction.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Sexy Text Messages a352

. Wednesday, May 21, 2008 .

a352: A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man.
"Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world."
"It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?"
The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."
- Unknown.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Love Poems a349-a351

. Tuesday, May 20, 2008 .

a349: Like a dry seed that seems dead before it is sown but when sown, it germinates, grows and matures to bear numberless seeds of it is kind so is unexplored love that when discovered and exploited it takes us to the highest level of life.
- Birtaq.

a350: I was matching a star to each thing I love about you, and I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
- Kat.

a351: Your life is a solo run, and even the crowd that are cheering you on want you to fall over. They love it when you win, but they love it even more when you lose.
- sexyCheckers.

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Monday, May 19, 2008

Sexy Text Messages a346-a348

. Monday, May 19, 2008 .

a346: If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse?
- Lolabell.

a347: You are in a car at a constant speed. on your left is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you, in front of you is a galloping pig the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level also doing the same speed as you. How do you get out of this dangerous situation?
ANSWER: Get the f*ck off the kids merry go round you piss-head.
- Derek.

a348: Can you believe after all that shit who finally got back together? Who? My ass cheeks.
- Scott.

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Saturday, May 17, 2008

Love Poems a343-a345

. Saturday, May 17, 2008 .

a343: We have been together for only 3 months. It may seem a shot time for everyone else. But to Us It was all the Time that makes it so good to live in this World..
- Ezra.

a344: Don't be too good, I might miss you;
Don't be too caring ,I might like you;
Don't be too sweet,I might fall,
It's hard for me to know you;
If you won't love me at all.
- Angelique.

a345: It saddens me that every time I stare into your empty expression I know I'm still invisible to you.
- Linda.

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Friday, May 16, 2008

Sexy Text Messages a340-a342

. Friday, May 16, 2008 .

a340: 3 truck drivers died and met St. Peters at the Pearly Gates.
There was a JB Hunt, a Wal Mart, and an ole bull hauler truck driver.
St. Peters said, "I’m going to ask you 2 questions, I want you to answer them honestly."
He asked the JB Hunt and Wal Mart driver, "Have you ever cheated on your log books?"
They replied, "No sir."
St. Peters asks, "You ever cheated on your wife?"
They replied, " No we sure haven't."
St. Peters says, "You 2 go to door #1."
The ole bull hauler walks up there and St. Peters asks, "Have you ever cheated on your log book?"
The ole bull hauler replies, "Fuck yes I have, drove from New York to L.A. and never wrote down an hour either way."
St. Peters asks, "You ever cheated on your wife?"
The ole bull hauler replies, "Oh hell yes, there’s this bitch in New Mexico that gives the best blow job in the world!"
St. Peters tells him, "You go to door #2."
The ole bull hauler strolls over and looks back at St. Peters, "Why am I going to door #2 and those 2 assholes are going to door #1?"
St. Peters replies, "Cause those 2 are going to hell for lying and you and I are going to New Mexico!"
- Corey Dunkin.

a341: A penis said to the balls, "Get ready. We’re going to a party."
"You f*cking liar," the balls said. "You always get in and leave us outside."
- Derek.

a342: There were two babies inside their mothers womb. Baby number one asks
baby number two."what do you want to be when you grow up?" Baby
number two says, " I want to be a plumber" Baby number one asks baby
number two, "why do you want to be a plumber?" Baby number two replies" I
want to get out of here sometime, and I will need to know how to get all of
this water out" Baby number two asks baby number one," what do you want
to be when you grow up?" Baby number one replies, " I want to be a fighter"
Baby number two asks," why do you want to be a fighter?" Baby number one
replies, " Because, Next time that bald guy sticks his head in hear I'm going to
kick his ass!"
- Jacob Jordan.

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Love Poems a338-a340

. Thursday, May 15, 2008 .

a338: Goodbye, my almost lover
goodbye, my hopeless dream
I'm trying not to think about you
wont you just let me be?
so long, my luckless romance
my back is turned on you
should known you would give me heartache
almost lovers always do.
- SweetElectric.

a339: Love is giving someone the power of breaking your
heart but trusting them not to.
- Jenny.

a340: Have you ever thought that to different people that came from different background and have very different interest and different behavior can agree and feel the same way that is called love?
- Zaty.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Famous Quotes a337

. Wednesday, May 14, 2008 .

Live as if you're going to die tomorrow;
Learn as if you're going to live forever.
- Mahatma Gandhi.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Love Poems a334-a336

. Tuesday, May 13, 2008 .

a334: I lose my sense of wrong and right
i cry and i don't know what to do
shaking from the pain thats in my head
i just want to crawl in to my bed and throw all away the life i had
but i want let it die
i don't want this to be over.
- Shalza Neverson.

a335: You see that this world doesn't matter to me
ill give up all i have just to you
breath the same air as you do
until the day that i die.
- Shalza Neverson.

a336: Love is like lemonade its all fun and bubbly to begin with but it goes flat after a while and you get bored of it so you don't want it but the minute you brake up with the one you love you want it back.
- Bethany.

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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Mother's Day Text Messages a331-a333

. Sunday, May 11, 2008 .

a331: A happy morning starts from a pleasant greeting to a great Mom who deserves the best of everything that the new day may bring. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

a332: Flowers for a very special mommy, with loving thoughts and prayers to make your day lighter and happier. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

a333: Prayer is my gift for you everyday, that you will be fine, protected and have the strength to cope with all the pressures and stress. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

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Friday, May 9, 2008

Sexy Text Messages a328-a330

. Friday, May 9, 2008 .

a328: Jack’s only child, Susan,was a virgin at 27 years old. She stayed in her room day after day using her adult toys for years. She simply would not try to find a boyfriend. Jack confronted her one day "Are you ever gonna make me a grandfather"."It might be nice to have a son-in-law too". "Maybe one day" she replied. Another year passed and one day Susan came home and her dad was sitting in the recliner with her toys in one hand and a beer in the other. "Dad what are you doing" she asked. Jack replied "Oh just having a beer with my son-in-law".
- Ace.

a329: A old lady kept itching her crotch. It was itching so bad she went to the doctor.The doctor told her to sit down and spread her legs. So she did. He took a quick look and said just what I thought it’s crabs. The lady looked at him in shock and said how can that be I have never had s*x before. The doctor told her what to do. So the lady went home and did it. She came back the next day and said it still itches. So the doctor said he would take a look. So she sat down as the doctor was looking he said he discovered what was making her itch. Old Lady looked at him and said so what is it Doctor replied "your cherry’s rotten you just have fruit flies".
- Stephanie.

a330: There were 3 guys went to the fair. The man on stage ask them to think of the fastest thing they ever saw. The first guy said blinking I do it all day and never notice. The second said electricity I have a light in the barn I hit the switch it comes on. The third guy thinks? I know diarrhea this morning before i could blink and eye or flip on the light I done shit all over myself.
- Tracy.

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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Love Poems a325-a327

. Thursday, May 8, 2008 .

a325: I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care
I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do
I'm sorry I just can't help myself, I fell in love with you.
- Whycantibehappy.

a326: I get the best feeling in the world when you say "Hi" or smile at me, because I know that even for a second that I've crossed your mind.
- Whycantibehappy.

a327: You can fall from the sky
You can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
Is in love with me.
- Whycantibehappy.

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Sexy Text Messages a322-a324

a322: Skirts...
Used to free air conditioning and easy access.
Best results in cars.
- KK.

a323: What did the leper (person with leprosy) say to the hooker?...
Keep the tip.
- Alex C.

a324: What’s the difference between love and herpes? Herpes last forever.
- Stephanie.

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Love Poems a319-a321

. Tuesday, May 6, 2008 .

a319: I know I still love you.
I know I still care.
I know I still want to be with you.
But I just cant.

I cant take the pain.
This pain you put me through.
I have to let you go.

So I guess Im done now.
I'm moving on.
- Renee.

a320: I don't say i love you out of habit or to make conversation i say it because you are the best thing that has ever happened in my life!
- Falling in love again.

a321: A kiss is a lovely trick created by nature to stop speech when words become unknown!
- Falling in love again.

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Monday, May 5, 2008

Love Poems a316-a318

. Monday, May 5, 2008 .

a316: Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warm your soul.
- Broken - Given up - The end.

a317: I do not know why you left
Or even if you still care;
It does not matter because I will find you
And I will meet you there.
- TwistedAngel.

a318: If I could, I'd live my life all over again. Not to change anything, but to relive all those memories.
- Nicole.

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Sunday, May 4, 2008

Sexy Text Messages a313-a315

. Sunday, May 4, 2008 .

a313: On wedding night, newly weds had horny sex for whole night. Next morning;
Husband asked :How was it honey, did u like it?
Wife burst in anger : You put your d*ck in my Nose’ Hole.......
Husband : Why didn’t you told me?
Wife : because nuts was in my mouth.
- Vishal Sharma.

a314: A nurse was preparing the body of a handsome young man for his autopsy when she noticed he had died with a huge erection. She did the best she could to work around it but found herself becoming aroused by his huge erect cock.

After much thought she slid off her underwear and mounted the corpse and rode his erected penis. She was getting really hot and into it and began moaning loudly. This caught the attention of the head nurse. She walked into the room and to her horror found her subordinate having sex with the corpse.

"What the hell are you doing?" she exclaimed

The nurse jumped off the body quickly and stammered.

"I was taking advantage of the situation. You should try it yourself."

The head nurse flustered blurted out.

"I couldn't do that, it’s immoral."

"Come on try it."

"Really I couldn't. Besides, I’m having my period."

"I wont tell if you wont."

After a moment she smiles and mounts the man’s hard member and starts riding. As she reaches climax the man’s eyes pop open and he gasps for breath. The head nurse jumps off scared out of her mind.

"I... I thought you were dead." She proclaims.

The man smiles and replies, I was but i needed a blood transfusion... Thanks."
- Darcsyde.

a315: One day there was a poor little girl. Her mother didn’t have any money to buy her underwear. One day the little girl was wearing a little dress and playing up in a tree. A priest walked by and looked up, concerned he called the little girl down and said: "Little girl take this $100 and go buy you some new underwear and a pretty dress."
The little girl ran home and told her mother what happened.
Seizing the opportunity, the next day the mother was up in the tree without any underwear.
The priest walked by and called her down and said:
"Here’s $2 go and buy yourself some razors!"
- id10T.

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Saturday, May 3, 2008

Love Poems a310-a312

. Saturday, May 3, 2008 .

a310: I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.
I love you more than the heart will allow.
- Chaye.

a311: When everyone is gone,
Please tell me to stay strong,
But how will you do it when you're gone.
- JustAnotherDream.

a312: All the i love you's in the world will never bring you back. Sometimes you just have to respect that the person you thought he was, has changed. Into someone so different that you just can't tell who he was to begin with.
- Siobhan.

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Friday, May 2, 2008

Famous Quotes a307-a309

. Friday, May 2, 2008 .

a307: Oh, sons of earth! attempt ye still to rise.
By mountains pil'd on mountains to the skies?
Heaven still with laughter the vain toil surveys,
And buries madmen in the heaps they raise.
- Pope.

a308: The mind ought sometimes to be amused, that it may the better return to thought, and to itself.
- Phaedrus.

a309: I am one,
Who finds within me a nobility
That spurns the idle prating of the great,
And their mean boast of what their fathers were,
While they themselves are fools effeminate.
The scorn of all who know the worth of mind and virtue.
- Percival.

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Thursday, May 1, 2008

Love Poems a304-a306

. Thursday, May 1, 2008 .

a304: I keep your picture by my bed so I can still wake up next to you...
- In Love.

a305: I loved him with all my heart
He Sweared me Love to death
Ask me were he's at now
I'll say in anothers girls heart.
- Shannen.

a306: I went Crazy for him
Imaging things that were not
He Sweared me love with
all his heart
but yet i Cant't believe
that were still apart
- Shannen.

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