Monday, May 19, 2008

Sexy Text Messages a346-a348

. Monday, May 19, 2008 .

a346: If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse?
- Lolabell.

a347: You are in a car at a constant speed. on your left is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you, in front of you is a galloping pig the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level also doing the same speed as you. How do you get out of this dangerous situation?
ANSWER: Get the f*ck off the kids merry go round you piss-head.
- Derek.

a348: Can you believe after all that shit who finally got back together? Who? My ass cheeks.
- Scott.