Saturday, January 31, 2009

Dirty Text messages

. Saturday, January 31, 2009 .

a family of 3 prossies live togetherthe mum charges £30 4 a bj the daughter charges £60 + the gran is just glad of a warm drink

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick jill's fanny, but poor jack's gob was filled with knob cos jill's a fuckin tranny!

Q: whats a 65 yr old woman got betwwen her legs that a 25 yr old a'int?
A: nipples.

Man goes to the doctors after being raped by an elephant. Doctor says funny that your ass is 10" wide but an elephant's cock is only 3" wide, The man replies yes but the bastard fingered me first!

sex is like a maths test: me plus u subtracked the cloths add the bed divied the legs multiply the orgasms fancy a maths test??

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What is a girl friend?


What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies&division of friends.

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Sexual Thoughts of the day

Sexual Thoughts of the day :
Its not the length,

its not the size,
its how many times you can make it rise!
its not how well it fits buthow often you can make it spit!

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Dirty Text Messages OVER 18 ONLY

. Tuesday, January 27, 2009 .

Sex is like a maths test..Me plus u..subtract the clothes..add the bed..divide the legs and multiply the orgasms..Fancy a maths test?X At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

sex is good sex is class whip me baby spank my ass.doggy style 69 lick me out make me smile if u want me in the sac lick ur lips and txt me back.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Sad Love Poems 010709

. Tuesday, January 6, 2009 .

1. And after everything we've gone through
you still don't care about me at all.
As you let me lay here and simply
let the tears fall.

2. And she'll do anything to make him happy, even if it means its killing her on the inside.

3. I know when it's the time to walk away
When I want so badly to stay
i know when it's time to be with him
when it just don't seem right to me
i know when it's time to let the tears fall
when i realize i did the biggest mistake when i left him...

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