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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Love Text Messages 103008

. Thursday, October 30, 2008 .

1. What do you do when you moved on and fallen in love again but then your ex starts calling you in say he misses you?

2. Angel if you love me so much and have loved me for so long; make me a promise and stay with me forever

3. A kiss on the cheek,
he say i love you babe;
a kiss on the forehead,
says i need you to love me,
a kiss on the neck,
i love being with you,
a kiss on the lips,
you will always be in my heart.

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Sunday, October 26, 2008

Sad Love Text Messages 102608

. Sunday, October 26, 2008 .

1. In love each hardship is a single brick, if you conquer that hardship then that brick will remain with you and strengthen your love.

2. Love cause pain;
Pain causes Death,
So why do we fall in love
Knowing it drives us to Death

3. I dont write out ur name in hearts cuz hearts break i write ur name in circles cuz dey jus keep goin on and on and on forever.

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Friday, October 24, 2008

Famous Quotes: John F. Kennedy 102408

. Friday, October 24, 2008 .

1. Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.

2. The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic. Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

3. There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far less than the long-range risks and costs of comfortable inaction.

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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Famous Quotes: John F. Kennedy 101908

. Saturday, October 18, 2008 .

1. There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far less than the long-range risks and costs of comfortable inaction.

2. We set sail on this new sea because there is knowledge to be gained.

3. When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Blonde Jokes 101708

. Thursday, October 16, 2008 .

1. A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool.
The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out.
The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde".
The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."

2. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth!

3. What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Funny Text Messages 101508

. Wednesday, October 15, 2008 .

1. What is deference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

2. John: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
John: good, because i didn't do my homework.

3. I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry.

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Monday, October 13, 2008

Sad Love Poems 101408

. Monday, October 13, 2008 .

1. There's this pain in my chest that nobody understands.
I miss the texture and the warmth... Of your soothing hands.

2. What is better, a lie that draws a smile? or the truth that draws a tear?

3. I love you so much i just cant live on without you by my side,
I'm sorry I just don't know how to live with out you.

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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Redneck Jokes 101308

. Sunday, October 12, 2008 .

1. You might just be a redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than 5
dogs.

2. Why is Alabama the smartest state in the U.S.?
It has four "A"'s and a "B".

3. You know you are a redneck when the only pool u have is a sees pool.

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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Dumb Blonde Jokes 100808

. Tuesday, October 7, 2008 .

1. A new TV game show in Hollywood had many contestants who were beautiful, but they weren't necessarily too smart. On one show, one such woman was extremely nervous, but tried to make the best of her performance.
The host asked, "Who was the first man, for one thousand dollars?"
She responded, "The first man was Peter, my postman, but he only paid me one hundred dollars!"

2. A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell."
"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."
They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.
"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.
The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."
"No kidding," replied the blonde. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."

3. Several weeks ago, we hired a new blonde secretary who wasn't the
brightest crayon in the box. One day when she was typing, she turned
to another secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What
do I do?"

"Just use the copier machine paper," the other responded. With that,
the blonde took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the
photocopier, and proceeded to make five blank copies.

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Love Text Messages 100708

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1. I hope she crashes and burns,
Literally, I hope she dies.
Not only because she will be gone,
But because I want to see you cry.

2. I got to get to where yooh are;
Could yooh be my shooting star?

3. You never leave my mind, even when I have a million things to worry about.

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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Funny Text Messages 100608

. Sunday, October 5, 2008 .

1. Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?
Patient: What problem?

2. Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

3. How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

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Friday, October 3, 2008

Famous Quotes: John F. Kennedy 100408

. Friday, October 3, 2008 .

1. So, let us not be blind to our differences - but let us also direct attention to our common interests and to the means by which those differences can be resolved.

2. The ancient Greek definition of happiness was the full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

3. The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic. Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

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Sad Love Poems 100308

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1. An angel may have its wings for flight but for it to be free it needs your love to let it go.

2. I wish I could wake up to a warm smile,
Instead of being yelled at,
I wish I could be held,
Instead of being pushed away,
I wish he could love me,
Instead, Instead... Just instead.

3. When I was fall in love with you that's the time when I also start to feel hurt.

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Funny Text Messages 100208

1. My wife, a flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the oversize luggage.

"When I fly other airlines," he said irritably, "I don't have this problem."

My wife smiled, "When you fly other airlines, I don't have this problem either."

2. A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment.

"What happened" asked the doctor.

"Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ballgame on TV," began the man.

"She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron."

The doctor nodded, "But what happened to the other ear?"

"Well, no sooner had I hung up," said the man, "when the same guy called again."

3. Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said
solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?”

“I think so,” the man replied. “My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests.”

“I don't mean that,” the priest responded. “I mean, are you prepared
spiritually?”

“Oh, sure,” came the reply. “I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey.”

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