Funny Text Messages 100608

1. Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?
Patient: What problem?

2. Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

3. How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.