Funny Text Messages 101508

1. What is deference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

2. John: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
John: good, because i didn't do my homework.

3. I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry.