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Monday, March 31, 2008

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. Monday, March 31, 2008 .


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Sexy Text Messages a215-a217

a215: Can you come over here and give me a good rub down?

a216: You are my forever lover.

a217: When you can count all the stars in the sky; that's when I'll stop wanting you.

From: A Friend (receive via email)
Author: Unknown.

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Famous Quotes a215-a218

a215: The dropsy'd thirst of empire, wealth or fame.
- Nugent.

a216: The glorious frailty of the noble mind.
- Hoole.

a217: No bounds his headlong, vast ambition knows.
- Rowe.

a218: Ambition is like love, impatient
Both of delays and rivals.
- Denham.

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Sunday, March 30, 2008

Love Poems a212-a214

. Sunday, March 30, 2008 .

a212: How do i say goodbye to someone i never had?
why do tears fall for someone who was not mine?
why is it that i miss someone i was never with?
and lastly, why do i love someone whose love can never be mine?
- Claire.

a213: A perfect love only exist in our dreams. In real life, we should learn to appreciate the one tht comes along... someone not perfect... yet real.
- Claire.

a214: Count the garden by the flowers never by the leaves that fall, count your life with the smiles never by the tears that roll.
- Angelique Macias.

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Joke Of The Day 03/30/08

Q: What can you put your money into that is sure to go up?
A: Taxes

From: Ajokeaday.com # 18649 (receive via email)
Author: El Cass Hampton Va USA.

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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Sexy Text Messages a209-a211

. Saturday, March 29, 2008 .

a209: 3 Advantages to getting a $50 note tattooed on your c*ck.

  1. You can watch your money grow
  2. You can play with your money
  3. Your girlfriend can blow as much money as she wants
- BeckStaR.

a210: A friend of mine got struck off the medical register for having s*x with his patients, it's a shame because he's a really good vet.
- Smooth Ann.

a211: What is the perfect engine?
A p*ssy, why?
Because it fits any sized piston,
Its self lubricating,
Starts with one finger and does its own oil change every four weeks!
- ...

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Joke Of The Day 03/29/08

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They just declare darkness the standard.

From: Ajokeaday.com # 76 (receive via email)
Author: Karen.

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Friday, March 28, 2008

Love Poems a206-a208

. Friday, March 28, 2008 .

a206: If you love me love me enough to let me go and be happy with someone else.
- Candi Kizzs.

a207: Sometimes love drifts away like sand between your fingers but no that there is a whole beach out there that stands.
- Cellina Rodriguez.

a208: Dont let love bother you because every time you think of it, you'll regret it.
- Never Give Up.

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Sexy Text Messages a203-a205

a203: If you cry, I cry;
If you laugh, I laugh;
If you're happy, I am too;
If you're sad, I am too;
if you're horny, call me!
- Zara.

a204: At this very moment 0.35% of the population are having s*x. And what are you doing? Plucking with your phone! GET A LIFE!
- Zara.

a205: When you open this messages, a s*x-virus has trasferred trough your thumb to your brain and is just f*cking a mite in your ear... You like it ´cos you smile :)
- Zara.

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Sexy Text Messages a200-a202

. Thursday, March 27, 2008 .

a200: I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh,
and creates a foamy liquid as it thrusts;
in and out,
up and down,
cant wait till next time...
GOD I love my toothbrush!
- Weavy.

a201: I'm not as hairy as Robert De Niro, not as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger and not as handsome as Mel Gibson... But I lick like Lassie...
- Zara.

a202: Hi, I'm very shy but I'd still like to have hot s*x with you... If you're interested you don't have to say a word... just smile :)
- Zara.

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Famous Quotes a196-a199

a196: Airy ambition, soaring high.
- Sheffield.

a197: Why dost thou court that baneful pest, ambition.
- Potter.

a198: --- brave thirst of fame his bosom warms.
- Churchill.

a199: Ah! curst ambition! to thy lures we owe,
All the great ills that mortals bear below.
- Teckell.

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

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. Wednesday, March 26, 2008 .

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Love Poems a193-a195

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a193: Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, a summer too... but there`ll never be... another YOU.
- cOCONUTkiiSSES.

a194: You told me you loved me,
told me to meet you...
told me you'd be there...
too bad you lied.
too bad i still love you.
too bad you left me here crying.
- darkened princess.

a195: Sometimes, you have to go looking for the brightside, because it's the only thing that can keep you going, but in this case, i can't find one.
- Lara.

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Joke Of The Day 03/26b/08

What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.
“Keep it,” the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”

From: Ajokeaday.com # 16434 (receive via email)
Author: Unknown.

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Love Poems a190-a192

. Tuesday, March 25, 2008 .

a190: Guys always say the thing they hate the most is to see a girl cry if thats so true then why are they always the reason we do cry.
- Angel.

a191: I write you love letters,
wave and smile in the hall
flirt with you, but you still pay me no mind
I try my best, but apparently;
I'm never going to be good enough for you
am I?
- Angel.

a192: He didn't realize he had what every other guy was looking for! He didnt trust the girl that was the most faithful girl you could get! He didn't realize hes lost the best thing that ever happened to him.
- Miss Understood.

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Joke Of The Day 03/26/08

One reason the Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. The Army would occupy the building so no one could enter. Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat. The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.

From: Ajokeaday.com # 645 (receive via email)
Author: Unknown.

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Sunday, March 23, 2008

Love Poems a187-a189

. Sunday, March 23, 2008 .

a187: When im older and my little girl asks me who my 'first love' was, i dont want to have to pull out the old photo album. I want to point across the room and say 'hes siting over there.
- Amelia Mead.

a188: If i was cold, would you hold me;
If i was sad, would you help me;
If i was lonely, would you love me?
If i loved you, would you let me know how you feel; show me what you mean.
- FavoriteForgottonStory.

a189: Some people say true love is like oxygen, I say love is like gold, precious and rare.
- Jojo.

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Joke Of The Day 03/23/08

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?" "Yes", the boy replied. "Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from this station and one from the next were going to crash because they were on the same track?" The young applicant thought and replied "I'd press the button to change the points without hesitation." "What if the button was frozen and wouldn't work?" "I'd run outside and pull the lever to change the points manually" "And if the lever was broken?" "I'd get on the phone to the next station and tell them to change the points," he replied. "And if the phone was broken and needed an electrician to fix it?" The boy thought about that one. "I'd run into town and get my uncle" "Is your uncle an electrician?" "No, but he's never seen a train crash before!"

From: Ajokeaday.com # 1079 (receive via email)
Author: Red Angel NSW Australia.

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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Joke Of The Day 03/22/08

. Saturday, March 22, 2008 .

A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son.
The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad.

From: Ajokeaday.com # 11204 (receive via email)
Author: Emile Cheng Singapore Singapore.

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Love Poems a184-a186

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a184: If someone loves you like they say they do, then wouldnt they be able to see how un happy the person they love is?
- nikita.

a185: The love i feel from hearing her voice warms my body in the coldest of places.she is the reason i look forward to getting up in the morning.
- matt.

a186: There's always gonna be that thing you hate but can`t change. That one mistake you can`t take back and that one memory you would do anything to have back again.
- picturePERFECT.

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Friday, March 21, 2008

Tip Of The Day 03/21/08

. Friday, March 21, 2008 .

The road to success is not straight
There is a curve called failure
A loop called confusion
Speed bumps called friends
Red lights called enemies
Caution lights called family
you'll have flats called jobs
But if you have determination
An engine called perseverance
Insurance called faith
A driver called GOD
You'll make it to a place called SUCCESS!

From: WisdomTips.com # 2805 (receive via email)
Author: Unknown.

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Joke Of The Day 03/21/08

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT,

"And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The engineer said,
"In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said,
"Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"

The engineer sat up straight and said,
"Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replied,
"Yeah, but you started it."

From: Ajokeaday.com # 131 (receive via email)
Author: Donna Stuckert USA.

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Love Poems a181-a183

. Thursday, March 20, 2008 .

a181: It's not being in love that makes me happy, it's being in love with YOU!
- TwistedAngel.

a182: Why do you keep messing with my head like this?
Your meant to love me.
- LiissaaMaytee.

a183: We laughed, we cried, we joked, we tried and somewhere in all this we grew up and while growing up, I think we realized we just were never meant to be.
- Kallie.

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Dirty Text Messages 03/20/08

I don't want to be a sex symbol. I would rather be a symbol of a woman, a woman who makes mistakes, perhaps, but a woman who loves.

From: WisdomTips.com # 2612 (receive via email)
Author: Ashley, Hanover Park USA.

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Joke Of The Day 03/19/08

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?
Wife: Because I couldn't lift the table!

From: Ajokeaday.com # 18897 (receive via email)
Author: Kissa Katool, Karachi Sindh Pakistan.

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Famous Quotes a178-a180

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a178: Dream after dream ensues,
And still they dream that they shall still succeed,
And still are disappointed.
- Cowper.

a179: Ambition's like a circle of on the water,
Which never ceases to enlarge itself,
'Till by broad spreading it disperse to nought.
- Shakespeare.

a180: Accurst ambition.
How dearly I have bought you.
- Dryden.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Love Poems a178-a180

. Tuesday, March 18, 2008 .

a178: You'll always be mine for now and forever. You'll always be mine for you are my treasure. You'll always be mine please tell me it's true. Please be mine forever I'll always love you.
- Laura4John4eva.

a179: Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth the sacrifice.
- Laura4John4eva.

a180: Find someone whose arms will catch you, whose smiles will warm your heart, whose heart is pure, and whose words will never hurt you, then love found luv.
- Scarlet Angel.

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Famous Quotes a175-a177

a175: Ambition is an idol, on whose wings
Great minds are carried only to extreme;
To be sublimely great or t be nothing.
- Southey.

a176: O cursed ambition, thou devouring bird,
How dost thou from the field of honesty
Pick every grain of profit or delight
And mock the reaper's toil!
- Havard.

a177: What is ambition? 'Tis a glorious cheat.
Angels of light walk not so dazzlingly
The sapphire walls of heaven.
- Willis.

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Monday, March 17, 2008

Love Poems a172-a174

. Monday, March 17, 2008 .

a172: All my thoughts surrenders to the pleasure of thinking about you even sleeping can't resist the power of love from my mind. Every drop of my blood reaches my mind to confirm that all my senses are in love with you.
- Dina.

a173: I hope this postcard finds you lonely.
I hope you're as lost as i was when you left me.
- tinkerbell.

a174: The way you look at me with those deep beautiful eyes doesn't matter, if you're a chick people don't think of you the same way as they once did before.
- Alexis.

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Joke Of The Day 03/17/08

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

From: Ajokeaday.com # 3312 (receive via email)
Author: Judith Wright USA.

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Saturday, March 15, 2008

Love Poems a169-a171

. Saturday, March 15, 2008 .

a169: If you just realize what I just realized,
Then we'd be perfect for each other
and will never find another
Just realized what I just realized
we'd never have to wonder if
we missed out on each other now.
- OnLyHiS.

a170: It's kind of sad to tell someone "I love you more" and then realize that you were right.
- Unpretty.

a171: It's five in the morning and i can't go to sleep cause i wish, yeah i wish that you knew what you mean to me baby let's get together and end this mystery
- OnLyHiS.

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Joke Of The Day 03/16/08

Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said
"Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts"
Immediately little Johnny said, "Ooh me sir me"
The coach then said, "But Johnny you are the worst in the team!"
Then Johnny said, "I know, but goalposts can’t jump!"

From: Ajokeaday.com # 14169 (receive via email)
Author: Unknown.

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Love Poems a166-a168

. Thursday, March 13, 2008 .

a166: I hate that i want to be with you so bad, I hate that I miss the way we used to be, and I hate that I love you more than you love me.
- Tara M.

a167: I miss talking to you for hours on the phone and never getting bored, I miss always laughing and not feeling so alone.
- Tara M.

a168: I can't stop my eyes from crying, I can't stop my heart from beating, just like I can't stop loving you, and I don't know why.
- Tara M.

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Joke Of The Day 03/14/08

Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. “
Why did the foreman fire you?” the friend asked in surprise.
“Oh,” Peter said, “you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
“We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
“Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the foreman.”

From: Ajokeaday.com # 5321 (receive via email)
Author: Unknown.

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Love Poems a163-a165

. Wednesday, March 12, 2008 .

a163: If letting you go will make you a better person ... even i still don't know how to start my life without you ... so be it.
- Monette.

a164: The more we love someone; the less we love ourselves... the less we hurt someone; the more we suffer pain... love seems to be this way, isn't it?
- maEve may.

a165: If you love someone with all your heart,
Tell that someone before it's too late.
Because if you don't you'll be kept apart,
Tell them now, don't make them wait.
- Latosha Conatser.

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Love Poems a160-a162

. Tuesday, March 11, 2008 .

a160: I was born the day I met you, lived a while when you loved me, died a little when we broke apart.

a161: LUST may leave images in your mind,but LOVE leaves a never fading footprint on your heart.
- Angela.

a162: Take away my memories. Take away the pain. Help me mend my broken heart. Let me love again.
- Britt Navarre.

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Famous Quotes a157-a159

a157: These old fellows have
Their ingratitude in them hereditary;
Their blood is caked, 'tis cold, it seldom flows;
'Tis lack of kindly warmth, they are not kind,
And nature, as it grows toward earth.
Is fashion'd for the journey--dull and heavy.
- Shakespeare.

a158: Every man desires to live long; but no man would be old.
- Swift.

a159: Age is a tyrant, who forbids, at the penalty of life, all the pleasures of youth.
- La Rochefoucould.

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Love Poems a154-a156

. Monday, March 10, 2008 .

a154: I was born the day I met you, lived a while when you loved me, died a little when we broke apart.
- MadalynnMartinez.

a155: Take my words,
I am yours as long as you hold me as it is,
The moment you start to let go;
Only than i would too,
Never and we will last.
- leinhart.

a156: At the time you seemed so good for me,
but now that we're over i see what everyone else saw all along...
- Julee Basinger.

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Joke Of The Day 03/10/08

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Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang,

"I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."

From: Ajokeaday.com # 726 (receive via email)
Author: Unknown.

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Sunday, March 9, 2008

Love Poems a151-a153

. Sunday, March 9, 2008 .

a151: I don't see how through all my imperfections you find me perfect, but i think its kinda the same way i view you maybe we're both to deep in lost to see whats true but there nothing I'd do to try to change that.
- Cassi.

a152: The moment I heard his heartbeat, I just know there will never be another who can make me feel the way I was with him.
- Babieebianx.

a153: After all of the times that we tried,
I found out we were living a lie
&& after all of this Love that we made
I know now you don't love me the same...
- BrokenInside.

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Famous Quotes a150

a150: We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.
- Anais Nin.

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Joke Of The Day 03/09/08

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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.

From: Ajokeaday.com # 961 (receive via email)
Author: HogViper.

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Saturday, March 8, 2008

Love Poems a147-a149

. Saturday, March 8, 2008 .

a147: The first time you fall in love..
it changes your life forever.
& no matter how hard you try..
the feeling never goes away
- BabyBlueEyes.

a148: Just when you least expect it, you start to think about how he makes you laugh & how you feel when you're around him & then, you realize you care about him more than you thought you did.
- BabyBlueEyes.

a149: I'm looking in your eyes
Telling myself lies
Just to believe
you still love me
- Broken For Forever.

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Friday, March 7, 2008

Love Poems a144-a146

a144: Its really hard to go on living while loving someone secretly, it hurts to see the one you love happy with someone else... but the most painful thing about hidden love? it never fades away...
- Katie.

a145: Loving someone is like a star you know you can never reach, but don't loose hope and just keep on trying. Why nOt stars can fall... ryt?
- hEaRtbRoKeN.

a146: Loving is not when you run to someone new when your old one has left you. It's about be able to heal and learn how to forget, then eventually fall inlove again...
- Katie.

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Famous Quotes a141-a143

a141: Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye.
- Shakespeare.

a142: When men grow virtuous in their old age,
they are merely making a sacrifice to God of the Devil's leavings.
- Swift.

a143: Last scene of all
That ends this strange, eventful history,
Is second childishness, and mere oblivion;
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
- Shakespeare.

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Thursday, March 6, 2008

Love Poems a138-a140

. Thursday, March 6, 2008 .

a138: An ended relationship is like a wounded knees... at first, it really hurts and it bleeds a lot, but as time goes by... it'll heal.
- maEve may.

a139: Loving someone is like holding onto a baloon in a gail , sometimes the wind just gets to strong and it falls out of your hands.
- Lexx.

a140: Let Me Feel.
I Don't Care If I Breakdown.
Let Me Fall.
Even If I Hit The Ground,

& If I Cry A Little,
Die A Little,
At Least I'll Know I Lived,
Just A Little..

Let Me Fall.
- A Lot Like Love.

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Famous Quotes a135-a137

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a135: But an old age serene and bright,
And lovely as a Lapland night,
Shall lead thee to thy grave.
- Wordsworth.

a136: How blest is he who crowns, in shades like these,
A youth of labor with an age of ease.
- Goldsmith.

a137: Eternal sunshine settles on its head.
- Goldsmith.

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Love Poems a132-a134

. Wednesday, March 5, 2008 .

a132: If you really love me honey,
I do not want tears when we say goodbyes;
I just want you to look into my eyes,,with that sad look,
But every time you seem happy;
It hurts like hell.
- Leinhart.

a133: I love you till a degree that makes me cry. I didn't imagine that when we are in love, it hurts as much as if we are so far
- Black Cat 7.

a134: I guess it's true that love was all you wanted,
Coz your giving it away, like it's extra change.
Hoping it will end up in is pocket,
but he leaves you out like a penny in the rain.
- A Lot Like Love.

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Famous Quotes a129-a131

a129: Age sits with decent grace upon his visage,
And worthily becomes his silver locks;
He bears the marks of many years well spent,
Of virtue truth well tried, and wise experience.
- Rowe.

a130: As you are old and reverend, you should be wise.
- Shakespeare.

a131: These are the effects of doting age,
Vain doubts, and idle cares, and over caution.
- Dryden.

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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Love Poems a126-a128

. Tuesday, March 4, 2008 .

a126: Love is not a strength, it's a weakness.
If someone you love should die or leave you,
you will become weak and sorrowful.
But if you don't love them,
then you will go unaffected.
- Adam.

a127: You will always know when you are in love, if you feel these symptoms:
you can never stop thinking about this person
you want to spend every second together
and you will be together no matter what nobody has to say
- Shadawn.

a128: When I close my eyes it is you that I see and when I open my eyes it is you that I want to see.
- Lilmermaid.

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Joke Of The Day 03/04/08

A cop pulls a young guy over:
"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn't see you!

From: Ajokeaday.com # 6505 (receive via email)
Author: Unknown.

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Sunday, March 2, 2008

Love Poems a123-a125

. Sunday, March 2, 2008 .

a123: The person who really loves you is someone who sees the sadness in your eyes, while the others believe in the smile on your face!
- SwAtkA.

a124: I sit here everyday and wait and hope that maybe you will just talk to me well i guess i will be waiting for a long time
- Jennifer.

a125: Love is the slowest way to end up sad. And maybe love doesn't always make us happy. But regardless of the outcome, we'll never know if we don't give it a shot. And we'll never truly be happy until we do.
- Broken For Forever.

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Joke Of The Day 03/03/08

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Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the
occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
Day 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
Day 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep deprivation, incessant pleas for food at all hours of the night.
Day 767 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
Day 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture.This time, however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
Day 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my
confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
Day 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue, something akin to mole speak, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal, room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

From: Ajokeaday.com # 450 (receive via email)
Author: Mark O USA.

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Saturday, March 1, 2008

Joke Of The Day 03/01/08

. Saturday, March 1, 2008 .

Years ago, I fractured my ribs. If this has ever happened to you, the pain is so severe that if someone walks near you, you will actually scream. I had to go on disability and take pain medication that did not help. My good friend told me to boil some comfrey plants chopped up and strained and while still hot take a rag and dip into the hot solution and apply to the hurt. Within 1 day my hurt was almost completely gone. Just recently I took some Comfrey to one of my coworkers because her back was hurting so bad and she tried it and couldn’t thank me enough, don’t ever turn your nose up at anything unless you have given it a try. I know that your body is going to say, why didn’t you do this before.

From: WisdomTips.com # 1900 (receive via email)
Author: Joey USA.

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Love Poems a120-a122

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a120: My heart is bleeding
and i always pray to forget u, but even God ignored me
- Stephanie.

a121: You mess with my mind to much. One day you love me and the next you hate me. So tell me why I'm still here listening to your crap??
- Broken For Forever.

a122: One day in the near future, your gonna come right back to me like you always do. Your gonna say you need me and can't live without me. But then it's going to be different. I'm going to have enough courage to tell you no.
- Broken For Forever.

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