NEW IPHONE V2 REVIEW

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Sexy Text Messages a209-a211

. Saturday, March 29, 2008 .

a209: 3 Advantages to getting a $50 note tattooed on your c*ck.

  1. You can watch your money grow
  2. You can play with your money
  3. Your girlfriend can blow as much money as she wants
- BeckStaR.

a210: A friend of mine got struck off the medical register for having s*x with his patients, it's a shame because he's a really good vet.
- Smooth Ann.

a211: What is the perfect engine?
A p*ssy, why?
Because it fits any sized piston,
Its self lubricating,
Starts with one finger and does its own oil change every four weeks!
- ...

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