Sexy Text Messages a203-a205

a203: If you cry, I cry;
If you laugh, I laugh;
If you're happy, I am too;
If you're sad, I am too;
if you're horny, call me!
- Zara.

a204: At this very moment 0.35% of the population are having s*x. And what are you doing? Plucking with your phone! GET A LIFE!
- Zara.

a205: When you open this messages, a s*x-virus has trasferred trough your thumb to your brain and is just f*cking a mite in your ear... You like it ´cos you smile :)
- Zara.