Naughty text messages 073108

1. Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!

2. Baby i have an addiction problem.
People say i shud go to rehab but i always tell
them i don't want to go cause im addicted to...
YOU

3. Of all the babes you're my selection.
Please don't give me a rejection.
My teeth are clean for your inspection so give my mouth a tongue injection!