Obama Funny Jokes 111408

1. Question: Why is Barack Obama so thin and scrawny?
Answer: If he were any heavier he wouldn’t be able to walk on water.

2. Question: Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
Answer: Because Carter doesn’t want to be the worst President in history.

3. "Barack Obama's two daughters are very excited, because I guess Barack Obama promised the kids that after the election he's going to get them a dog. That's the thing, they're all excited, he's going to get them a dog after the election. And the good news -- Jesse Jackson has offered to neuter it, so I think that's terrific." - Jay Leno