Love Poems 080108

I have been
Telling my every poem
How cute you are.
But now I am ashamed to tell them

You are disrespectful to
Me, my love, and every poem
I have written so far.
I don't want them to think

I am a liar
I am not
It was you
who set my heart on fire.
Author: Goran Rahim


Broken hearts, love's deceit,
pieces fall down to my feet.
Broken promises, love's a lie,
puddles form from tears I cry.

Broken dreams, love's illusion,
sorrowed cause of your intrusion.
Broken hope, love's a game,
doesn't last, ends the same.

Broken sleep, love's the cause,
digs at me with sharpened claws.
Broken spirit, love of sorrow,
stolen now is my tomorrow.

Broken life, love is lost,
Broken now and that's the cost.
Author: Rachel

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Naughty text messages 073108

1. Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!

2. Baby i have an addiction problem.
People say i shud go to rehab but i always tell
them i don't want to go cause im addicted to...
YOU

3. Of all the babes you're my selection.
Please don't give me a rejection.
My teeth are clean for your inspection so give my mouth a tongue injection!

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Messages abbreviations 073008

Full Messages:
1. Is your Dad a terrorist? Cause, you're the bomb.
2. Love you Hon, cannot wait to see you later.

Text Abrebation:
1. S yr dad a terrorist? coz, yr da bomb!
2. Luv U hon, cant w8t2C U l8r

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New dumb blonde jokes 072908

There're 3 blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. In an instant, she's turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

The second woman asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, in an instant she's turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island.

The last blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

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Sexy Messages 082808

1. Nothing is more beautiful to me than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses.
2. I can feel the fiery passion of desire begging to be shared in a blissful night of paradise.
3. When you can count all the stars in the sky; that's when I'll stop wanting you.

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Inspirational Messages 072708

Small minds discuss people;
Average minds discuss events;
Great minds discuss ideas.

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Love Text Messages 072508

It's really hard to go on living while loving someone secretly,
it's hurt to see the one you love happy with someone else,
But the most painful things about hidden love?
It never fades away...
Author: Jenille

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Text Message 072408

Star light, star bright, make all my wish be possible tonight;
Just don't let my precious love ones bite by big blue bugs tonight;
Good night stars, good night moon, see you again tomorrow night.
Author: Archy Olaybar

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Text Messages 072308

Nights are the best time to be peaceful,
to ponder on things,
to appreciate life,
to plan your day,
and
to Thankful God for all the blessings you received :)

Author: Rushtine Guegera

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Jokes of the Day 072208

In a hospital room, there was a man resting on the bed with an oxygen mask on.
When the nurse came in the room to open the blinds, the man asked her, "Are my testicles black?"
To which she replied, "I do not know... I am only here to open the blinds." The man asked her again, "Are my testicles black?" And he kept asking until he got on her nerves so much, that she finally unzipped his hospital gown, looked down there, checked under them, and said,
"They are fine." With a confused look on his face, he took of his mask, and shouted, "I SAID, ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"
Authors: Olive & Maria

Do you know why nurses make the worst lovers?
Because they’re taught to wait until the swelling goes down.
Authors: John Franklin

Two student nurses were arguing about who would be forced to give an old wrinkly man a sponge bath,. "you do it..."
The one student said. "No..u do it"...
The patient watched them through the glass window and thought: "I hope those two guys are not fighting over my wrinkled balls".
Authors: Sefra

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Famous Quotes 072108

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does.
No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her own way is without enemies.
Author: Daisy Bates

There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it.
Author: Christopher Darlington Morley

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.
Author: Mark Twain

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Joke of the Day 071808

Two men are sharing a hospital room.

"What are you in for?" The first man says.

"I'm getting a circumcision," his roommate replies.

"Demn!" exclaims the first man, "I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"

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Love Poems 071708

When all the songs are over
and all the words been said
The sun grows dim across the sky
and the world prepares for bed

I oft can take a moment now
to view the sky above
and whisper God a simple prayer
to thank him for your love.

Author: C.S. Bucknam

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Love Poem 071608

What was once a blissful symphony,
is now a wistful melody,
beneath a gloomy, twilit sky,
I watch the night pass by.

I feel the icy, sure embrace,
of which I'm now encased,
since the dawn of your leave,
I'm doomed to forever freeze.

I find my place in a flowerbed,
as I slowly lay my head,
I wait for deaths sweet, sweet kiss,
as I freeze in the arms of loneliness.

Author: Danny Fernandez

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Joke of the day 071508

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,

"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

Author: Unknown

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Sad Love Poems 071408

Leave me alone and stay away
I don't need you to say everything will be okay
You don't understand and you never will
You've never felt my fears
And your pain will never over fill
You will never shed as much tears
So stay away and leave me be
If you could just open your eyes and see
Things won't ever be the same
So just go the way yo came
And forever stay away!

Author: Jamie

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Love Poems b4-b6

b4: To friends at home, the lone, the admired, the lost
The gracious old, the lovely young, to May
The fair, December the beloved,
These from my blue horizon and green isles,
These from this pinnacle of distances I,
The unforgetful, dedicate.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

b5: Run away with me
For you are my one true love.
Let's go where we can be together
And stay that way forever.
Author: Silentx Thoughtz

b6: The miles are many,
The visits are few,
but when you see the sun set think of me and you.
Author: Jessa

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Short joke of the Day

b1: There were 7 dwarfs in a shower all feeling happy, but then happy got out so they started feeling grumpy instead!

b2: A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".

He never heard the shot..

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Love Poems a447-a449

a447: If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.
- Unknown.

a448: The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.
- Unknown.

a449: What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around me; and sure enough, I would be lashed with the red-hot pokers or jealousy, by suspicions and fear, by burst of anger and quarrels.
- St. Augustine.

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Joke Of The Day 07/07/08

a444: There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.'

a445: Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

a446: Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

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Love Poems a441-a443

a441: One day you will come running back & i won't know what to say i'll just fall to the ground & cry.
- Homo face.

a442: I swear you're an angel,
When i thought i was dead inside,
You brought me back to life.
- Lyrical Lover.

a443: Someone asked why I was rubbing my hands,
I told them they were cold, because i miss
the hands that fit perfectly with mine.
- Linh.

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Joke Of The Day 07/05/08

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

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Love Poems a438-a440

a438: I had to let you go because i want you to find someone who loves you the way you deserve.
- He's Mine.

a439: I don't believe in second chances, but i truly think we could make it work..
- He's Mine.

a440: If you love someone don't put their name in a heart but a circle because a heart can break and a circle goes on for life!
- Joyce.

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Joke Of The Day 07/03/08

Air Force One comes in for a landing at the airport. A ramp is wheeled up and President Clinton appears carrying a pig under each arm.

As he comes down the ramp, the Marine at the bottom snaps to a salute.

Clinton says, "You'll have to excuse me. I can't return your salute. My hands are full."

"Yes Sir. I see the pigs Sir!" responds the Marine.

"Now hold on," says Clinton. "These aren't just pigs. These are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks."

"Yes Sir! Razorbacks Sir!" says the Marine.

"I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary," Clinton explains.

The Marine answers, "Yes Sir! An excellent trade if I may say so myself Sir!"

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Love Poems a435-a437

a435: I think someone needs to sue Disney for making girls believe that there's a prince charming in this world
- Refuse2Giveup.

a436: I don't want to love you today. I don't want to love you tomorrow, or next week... I want to love you forever.

And i will...
- Andrew.

a437: Loving someone doesn't mean that we have to be together, as long as you know my feeling for you; as long as you feel happy, that's already satisfy... coz i only want you to be happy.
- Joyce.

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Sexy Text Messages a432-a434

a432: A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book.

"Do you live around here?" she asked.

"Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?"
With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
- Eddie.


a433: A teacher asks a pupil which part of the body goes to heaven first, the pupil replies "legs miss! i’ve seen my mum with her legs in the air sreaming GOD IM F*CKING C*MING!!!"
- nicey.

a434: What are the three wonders of women? They produce milk without grazing, bleed for seven days, a mounth without dying, and bury a bone deeper than a dog without getting thier nose dirty.
- nicey.

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