Joke Of The Day 01/31/08

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you we would be walking through a never-ending garden!

From: Ajokeaday.com # 13840 (receive via email)
Author: Josh, USA.

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Love Poems a43-a45

a43: Another Day, Another Way, Another Pray, Another Hope,
Another Tear, Another Fear, Another Year, Another Smile,
Another Mile, Another Few, But Never Ever Another You.

a44: I love you in the morning, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving

a45: I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your sms.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Joke Of The Day 01/30/08

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means - Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.

From: Nokia 3310 (receive via text)
Sender: Emily, Philippines

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Love Poems a40-a42

a40: Cupid's aim is still pretty good.

a41: My eyes are hurting because I can't see you. My arms are empty because I can't hold you. My lips are cold because I can't kiss you but. My heart is breaking because I'm not with
you.

a42: Whenever I miss You,
Whenever I miss You, Stars fall down from the sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me miss you so much!

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Joke Of The Day 01/29/08

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline for advice. The Psychic tells him:

"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled,

"This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No,"

says his Advisor,

"in her biology class."

From: Ajokeaday.com # 106 (receive via email)
Author: Soledad Alarcón Santiago R. M. Chile

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Love Poems a37-a39

a37: If a day had 36 hours I'd spend 12 picking u flowers,
If we had 48 life would surely be great,
And if it was 72?
I'd climb a mountain just to tell the world i love you,
But... all we have is 24,
Which means I'll keep the message short,
And simply spend every precious hour with you,
Today n forever.

a38: Today is a very special day for sending all my love your way!

a39: Close your Eyes,
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

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Joke Of The Day 01/27/08

Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.

From: Ajokeaday.com # 665 (receive via email)
Author: Mark USA.

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Love Poems a34-a36

a34: If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

a35: With you it's Valentine's Day 365 days a year.

a36: If u wanna know how much I miss you,
If u wanna know how much I miss you,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones you miss is how much I miss

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Joke Of The Day 01/27/08

A skydiver is enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the altitude where he must open his parachute, he pulls the ripcord, but nothing happens.

“No problem,”

he says to himself,

“I still have my emergency chute.”

So he pulls the ripcord on his emergency parachute, and once again, nothing happens. Now the man begins to panic.

“What am I going to do?”

He thinks.

“I’m a goner.”

Just then, he sees a man flying up from the earth toward him. He can’t figure out where this man is coming from or what he’s doing, but he says to himself,

“I hope he can help me. If he can’t, then I’m in real trouble.”

When the man gets close enough to him, the skydiver cups his hands and shouts,

“Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?”

The man coming up cups his hands and yells back,

“No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?”

From: Ajokeaday.com # 15225 (receive via email)
Author: USA.

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Love Poems a31-a33

a31: My heart is empty without you,
Like a bird without a song.

a32: Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

a33: Love is the language our hearts use to speak to one another.
For you, my dear, my heart sings.

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Joke Of The Day 01/25/08

A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room.

“How on earth did you manage to do that?”

he fumed.

“Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!”

From: Ajokeaday.com # 12631 (receive via email)
Author: USA.

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Love Poems a28-a30

a28: My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never
fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!

a29: My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color.

a30: Let's share the world
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.

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Joke Of The Day 01/24/08

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Morris mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.

Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the same company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items... with a "thank you" note from the manufacturer.

"Well, What do you think?"

asked his smiling wife, Ruth.

"I think that next time,"

Morris replied.

"I'm writing to General Motors."

From: Ajokeaday.com # 14442 (receive via email)
Author: Abi Perrysburg Ohio USA.

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Love Poems a25-a27

a25: I loved u then, as i do now, always and forever.

a26: May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth
of romance. Happy Valentine's Day Honey!

a27: My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection.

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Joke Of The Day 01/23/08

Man: Did it hurt?
Women: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?

From: Ajokeaday.com # 5671 (receive via email)
Author: Chad Angell USA.

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Love Poems a22-a24

a22: Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to
send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

a23: My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection.

a24: To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you
feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to
listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a
heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.

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Tip Of The Day 01/22/08

A few words can go a long way in your business

Avoid:

1. You have to…
2. You can’t…
3. What is your problem?
4. I’ll try, don’t know
5. I need you to…
6. We can’t do that

Words To Use:

1. Will you…
2. Would you…
3. Can you tell me about the problem?
4. Let me find out
5. Will you?
6. What we can do is…

Author: Alicia Lopez M Barrington Hills USA.

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Joke Of The Day 01/22/08

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

From: Ajokeaday.com # 2711 (receive via email)
Author: Abigail American Samoa

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Love Poems a19-a21

a19: We've been through a few hard times honey..well..I just want
to let all the people to know that you are my only one..I
LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

a20: I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!

a21: You mean more to me than you'll ever know. Thank you for
always being here for me, sweetheart. I love you more than
anything!!! Love always.

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Joke Of The Day 01/21/08

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said,

"I think a rod broke."

The Chemical Engineer said,

"The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."

The Electrical Engineer said,

"I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."

All three turned to the computer engineer and said,

"What do you think?"

The Computer Engineer said,

"I think we should all get out and get back in."

From: Ajokeaday.com # 587 (receive via email)
Author: Mark O. Chicago USA.

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Love Poems a16-a18

a16: If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your
guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and
embrace you whenever you feel alone.

a17: Oh that I could shrink the surface of the world, so that
suddenly I might find you standing at my side.. I love you!

a18: Love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you
more, Your happy smile. Your loving face no one will ever
take your place. Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!

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Joke Of The Day 01/20/08

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class,

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"

"No!"

the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"

Again the answer was

"No!"

"Well",

she continued,

"then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out,

"You gotta be dead!"

From: Ajokeaday.com # 15566 (receive via email)
Author: Mike USA.

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Love Poems a13-a15

a13: Your hair is brown like the finest chocolate
Your eyes are beautiful like the finest piece of art
Your slightest touch makes me lose all my worries
That is why it can only be you that is meant for me....

a14: "I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your
charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am
always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every
Valentine with you. Happy Valentine's Day!

a15: No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I
LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.

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Famous Quotes a29

a29: Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln.

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Joke Of The Day 01/19/08

Q: Who is the most hated girl in the COMPAQ IT department?
A: A-dell-e

From: Ajokeaday.com # 18437 (receive via email)
Author: Carrie Oakey London United Kingdom.

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Love Poems a10-a12

a10: Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day,
waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love
everyday... Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.

a11: Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.
Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and
companion

a12: I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so
deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.

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Joke Of The Day 01/18/08

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting in front of a church and they each had charity boxes in front of them to collect money. The church goers that were passing by couldn't believe the nerve of the rabbi, and purposely threw large sums of money into the priest's charity box to spite the rabbi. Finally one of the passer-by had sympathy on the rabbi, and advised him,

"Go to a synagogue and collect there, you'll have more success."

The Rabbi thanked the passer-by, and then turned to the priest and said,

"You here that, Yankel; he's telling us how to do business."

From: Ajokeaday.com # 18417 (receive via email)
Author: Izzy Silverman USA.

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Love Poems a7-a9

a7: I love now, tomorrow and today,
and if God give me the time..
I'll love you 'till the end of my life...

a8: My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life
sweetheart.

a9: Roses are available in more than one color, red.
Violets come in other colors too besides blue.
Sugar rots your teeth because it is so sweet.
But there is no doubt, I love you.
Love you with all my heart.

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Joke Of The Day 01/17/08

In the front yard of a funeral home,

"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

In a nonsmoking area,

"If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door,

"Push, Push, Push."

On a front door,

"Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

At an optometrist's office,

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window,

"We really know our stuff."

On a butcher's window,

"Let me meat your needs."

On a fence,

"Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership,

"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop,

"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

On a desk in a reception room,

"We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

In a veterinarian's waiting room,

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a Beauty Shop,

"Dye now!"

On the side of a garbage truck,

"We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

(Burglars please copy.)
In a restaurant window,

"Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

Inside a bowling alley,

"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

In a cafeteria,

"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."

From: Ajokeaday.com # 328 (receive via email)
Author: Peggy Wallace.

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Love Poems a4-a6

a4: You Are My Blessing

The gift wrapping is over
The cards are gone
Yet my heart continues
To sing this song

You are my blessing
The love of my life
You are the reason
I have no strife

You bring me happiness
You bring me light
Your smile reflects
A joy so bright

The hours are filled
With warm and caring
Each moment overflow
With heartfelt sharing.

a5: In Love at Last

In love at last.
Never alone anymore,
Like in the past.

I chose you to love,
My heart to you I give.

I could look the world over,
Never find one so true,
As loving and giving,
There is only one you.

My lover, my friend,
Today you are...
My Special Valentine.

a6: A Love For Valentine

My first Valentine of the year
came from a guy I hardly knew.
He gave it to me with no fear
saying I made this for you.

It said I was sweet,
It said I was kind,
I knew he would complete
my search and find.

He asked if he could be mine
with it saying p.s. available?
I said that would be just fine
My mom said I was able.

Today we are still going,
He is like a white dove
his smile keeps growing
I have found my one true love

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Joke Of The Day 01/16/08

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."

That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback!!!!

From: Ajokeaday.com # 10035 (receive via email)
Author: Pavan India

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Love Poems a1-a3

a1: No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that
I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's
Day.

a2: When I need friend, you are here with me.
When I need help, you are here with me.
When I need someone who care, You are here with me.
When I need someone who love, You are here with me.
When I need someone who special, you also are here with me.
I miss you so much...
I love you so much...

a3: My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine.

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Joke Of The Day 01/15/08

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy,

"Hey Willis forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."

"That's mighty nice of you,"

Willis answered,

"but I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Aw come on boy,"

the farmer insisted.

"Well okay,"

the boy finally agreed, and added,

"but Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host.

"I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!"

the neighbor said with a smile.

"By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."

From: Ajokeaday.com # 7557 (receive via email)
Author: Rob Hilliard OH Bosnia and Herzegovina

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Famous Quotes a24-a28

Quote a24: The best portion of a good man's life,
His little, nameless unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
- Wordsworth.

Quote a25: Our acts our angels are, or good or ill,
Our fatal shadows that walk by us still.
- John Fletcher.

Quote a26: Run if you like, but try to keep your breath;
Work like a man, but don't be worked to death.
- Holmes.

Quote a27: The keen spirit
Seizes the prompt occasion-makes the thought
Start into instant action, and at once
Plans and performs, resolves and executes.
- Hannah Moore.

Quote a28: A man who knows the world will not only make the most of everything he does know, but of many things that he does not know; and will gain more credit by his adroit mode of hiding his ignorance than the pedant by hid awkward attempt to exhibit his erudition.
- Colton.

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Joke Of The Day 01/14/08

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she’s to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.

” Sure son"

The father replied, drooling.

“We’ll take her home and eat you mother!"

From: Ajokeaday.com # 5350 (receive via email)
Author: Matthew L. Lubbock Texas -USA.

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Famous Quotes a18-a23

Quote a18: Strong reason make strong actions.
- Shakespreare.

Quote a19: Our actions are our own; their consequences belong to Heaven.
- Francis.

Quote a20: The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interr'd with their bones.
- Shakespreare.

Quote a21: All our actions take
Their hues from the complexion of the heart,
As landscape their variety from light.
- W. T. Bacon.

Quote a22: Actions of the last age are like almanacs of the last year.
- Sir Thomas Denham.

Quote a23: Act well at the moment, and you have performed a good action to all eternity.
- Lavater.

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Are You Infavor of Additional SMS Tax?

I have mixed emotions upon hearing this Additional SMS Tax issue, too bad and yet a realistic fact that government are becoming desperate about additional taxes and another additional funds for there projects.

Question is, where this additional taxes really goes? Lawmakers’ pork barrel?

I'm not in favor of this additional Text Message Tax, how about you?

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Joke Of The Day 01/13/08

Recently on a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove
off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement, the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said,

"I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it,"

said the man,

"Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

From: Ajokeaday.com # 5570 (receive via email)
Author: Daniel Camp Lejeune North Carolina - USA.

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Famous Quotes a12-a17

Quote a12: All the world's a stage.
- Shakespeare.

Quote a13: We should often be ashamed of our very best actions, if the world only saw the motives which caused them.
- La Rochefoucould.

Quote a14: When we cannot act as we wish, we must act as we can. The end of man is an action, and not a thought, though it were the noblest.
- Carlyle.

Quote a15: Think that day lost whose low descending sun. Views from thy hand no noble action done.
- Jacob Bobart.

Quote a16: Advise well before you begin, and when you have maturely considered, then act with promptitude.
- Sallust.

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Joke Of The Day 01/12/08

An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said

"I had a dream that I died and you got remarried."

she asked him

"if I died tomorrow would you get remarried?"

He said

"sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life lonely."

Then she asked

"well would you two live in this house?"

He replied

"sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage."

She asked again, angry now

"well would she sleep in this bed?"

He snickered and said

"yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive, there's no reason to rid of it."

She asked irately,

"well would she use my golf clubs?"

He replied with a straight, serious face

"no. She's left handed."

From: Ajokeaday.com # 11737 (sent via email)
Author: Thanks to: Michael Karnes, Punta Gorda Flosida - USA.

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Famous Quotes a9-a11

Quote a9: There is a wide difference between general acquaintance and companionship. You may salute a man and exchange compliments with him daily, yet know nothing of his character, his inmost tastes and feelings.
- Wm. Matthews.

Quote a10: If a man does not make new acquaintances, as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man should keep his friendship in constant repair.
- Johnson.

Quote a11: Make the most of the day, by determining to spend it on two sorts of acquaintances only-those by whom something may be got, and those from whom something may be learned.
- Colton.

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Joke Of The Day 01/11/08

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whiskey, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out.

Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy,

"Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's in your pocket."

The guy slurs,

"Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good."

From: www.jokes.comedycentral.com (sent via email)
Author: Rick Kennedy Chicago USA.

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Famous Quotes a6-a8

Quote a6: To set the mind above the appetites is the end of abstinence, which one of the Fathers observes to be, not a virtue, but the groundwork of a virtue.
- Johnson

Quote a7: The bitter clamour of two eager tongues.
- Shakespeare

Quote a8: No reckoning made, but sent to my account. With all my imperfections on my head.
- Shakespeare

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Joke Of The Day 01/10/08

Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed.

"Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.

Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk, and then somewhere between here and my house, I was abducted by an alien?"

Everyone is shocked. "I heard about this kind of thing happening!" Bills says. "What did the alien do to you?"

"I don't remeber all the details," Ted says. "All I remember is being anally probed by the alien."

Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that!" Steve says. "What did the alien look like?"

Ted responds, "Carl."

From: www.jokes.comedycentral.com (sent via email)
Author:Unknown

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Famous Quotes a4-a5

Quote a4: In my Lucia's absence, Life hangs upon me, and becomes a burden;
I am ten times undone, while hope, and fear;
And grief, and rage and love rise up at once;
And with variety of pain distract me.
- Addison

Quote a5: O thou who dost inhabit in my breast;
Leave not the mansion, so long tenantless;
Lest growing ruinous the building fall,
And leave no memory of what it was.
- Shakespeare

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Joke Of The Day 01/09/08

It was a stormy night. A guy was driving in some mountains and his car broke down. He stopped it by a tree and walked down the highway looking for help. A headlight started to approach him from behind. He turned back and noticed a car coming forth very slowly. He walked up to it, opened the door, and sat on the passenger's seat. Then he suddenly notices that there was no driver, but the car was moving!

Before the guy could decide what to do, a sharp turn appeared a few meters before the car and it seemed that the car was going to go off the cliff. The guy trembled in fright, but a pale hand came in from the open window and turned the steering wheel! When the car finished turning around the curve, the hand withdrew. Every time there was a turn, the same hand would come in and guide the wheels of the car to safety.

The guy could not believe all this. As soon as he saw the lights of some rest stop by the road he jumped off the car and ran into a bar, pale, wet, trembling, and telling everybody that he had a most creepy, supernatural experience.

Then two young men dripping in mud came into the bar. One saw the guy and said,

"Hey, that's the stupid fellow that got in our car while were pushing."

From: www.ajokeaday.com (sent via email)
Author: Xing Xing, Vancouver - Canada

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Famous Quotes a1-a3

Quote a1: Ability to wins us the esteem of the true men; luck of the people.
- La Rochefoucould.

Quote a2: Consider well what your strength is equal to, and what exceeds your ability.
- Horace.

Quote a3: An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid.
- Chesterfield.

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What Is Text Message?

Text Message or Short Message Service (SMS) is a communications protocol allowing the interchange of short messages between mobile telephony devices. The SMS technology has facilitated the development and growth of text messaging. The connection between the phenomenon of text messaging and the underlying technology is so great that in parts of the world the term "SMS" is used colloqially as a synonym for a text message from another person or the act of sending a text message. Read more.

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Text Gig: All About Text Messages and Text Messaging

This text Messaging blog talks about text messages, textmates and gigs of a text addict. You can send me your composed text message for publication at textgig@yahoo.com.

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• text messages
• dirty text messages
• funny text messages
• text messaging
• love text messages
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• free funny text messages
• naughty text messages
• text messaging abbreviations
• text jokes
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• dirty phone text messages

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