A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class,
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"
"No!"the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"
Again the answer was
"No!"
"Well",she continued,
"then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out,
"You gotta be dead!"
From: Ajokeaday.com # 15566 (receive via email)
Author: Mike USA.
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