Thursday, January 17, 2008

Joke Of The Day 01/17/08

. Thursday, January 17, 2008 .

In the front yard of a funeral home,

"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

In a nonsmoking area,
"If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door,
"Push, Push, Push."

On a front door,
"Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

At an optometrist's office,
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window,
"We really know our stuff."

On a butcher's window,
"Let me meat your needs."

On a fence,
"Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership,
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop,
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

On a desk in a reception room,
"We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

In a veterinarian's waiting room,
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a Beauty Shop,
"Dye now!"

On the side of a garbage truck,
"We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
(Burglars please copy.)
In a restaurant window,
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

Inside a bowling alley,
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

In a cafeteria,
"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."

From: # 328 (receive via email)
Author: Peggy Wallace.