Dirty Text Message Jokes

Are you looking for Dirty Text Message Jokes to share with your friends? Not only do we have them but you can send them as SMS messages for free using the Cell Freak's Free Worldwide SMS service. It works with nearly every carrier in every country in the world, and is totally worth checking out here.

The dirty jokes are after the jump, but if you're easily offended, remember we called these text messages dirty for a reason!

* Murdering your wife isn’t a crime of passion. Premature ejaculation - that's a crime of passion.

* How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

* What’s a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.

* How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.

* Why didn’t the flasher retire? He decided to stick it out for one more year.

* How can you tell a head nurse? She’s the one with the dirty knees.

* Why is air a lot like sex? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

* What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.

* What’s the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until you're 14 to cum on your face.

* What’s the different between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather… kinky is using the whole chicken.

* How do you know you’re at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.

* What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

* Why is a penis the lightest thing in the world? Even a thought can raise it.

That's pretty much it, though if you have your own Dirty Text Message Jokes, feel free to add them in the comments!