Saturday, February 21, 2009

Funny Quotes

. Saturday, February 21, 2009 .

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.

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