Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.
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Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
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The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
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Saturday, February 21, 2009
Funny Quotes
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Saturday, February 21, 2009 .
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Funny Text Messages / SMS Jokes Collection
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Hi,
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nd FR_ENDSH_P will never b complete without "I",
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