Sexy Text Messages a225-a227

a225: S*x is like McDonalds, I’m loving it!
P*ssy is like subway, Eat Fresh!
D*ck is like Gatorade, Is it in you?
This joke is like an STD, so spread it!
- Ashley.

a226: I had an uncle who was jailed for his beliefs.
He believed he could m*sturbate on the bus.
- Allan Burt.

a227: Q: What is the definition of a birth control pill?
A: The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant!
- Michael Rock.