Sexy Text Messages a283-a284

a283: What’s the difference between a red necks c*nt and a football?
If you try really really hard you could probably eat a football.
- Roota.

a2854 Once there was a China man and a black man.
They were standing in front of the lake.
The China man skipped a stone across the lake, and the rock made sound... "Ching, Chang, Chong ". The black man was amazed at what he heard.
The China man said,"This is how a remember my ancestry. ie the dynasty of Ching, the dynasty of Chang, and the dynasty of Chong".
The black man wondered what sound he get when skipping a rock to the lake...
So he did, and the sound was "Chimp, Pans, Zee".
- BOSS.