A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror;
Woman: "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
Husband: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
He never heard the shot.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Joke Of The Day 06/25/08
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008 .
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