Sexy Text Messages a414-a416

a414: We have had some fun times together. Remember when we were drivin and i stuck my ass out of the window and you stuck your head out and people thought we were twins?
- louise.

a415: You are in a car at a constant speed. on your left is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you while in front of you is a galloping pig the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it and behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level also doing the same speed as you. How do you get out of this dangerous situation?
ANSWER: Get off the kids merry go round you piss-head.
- louise.

a416: If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse?