Sunday, June 29, 2008

Joke Of The Day 06/30/08

. Sunday, June 29, 2008 .

A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.
A back scratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is dead.
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.