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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Bar Jokes 082908

. Thursday, August 28, 2008 .

1. After she woke up, a woman told her husband, I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.
What do you think it means?
You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled, The meaning of dreams

2. There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives,
while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,
Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then? they asked. She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'.

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