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Friday, August 22, 2008

Blonde Jokes 082308

1. A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. "Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he following me?" "Yep," replied the blonde.
"I'm going to drive down this little side road, okay?" said the brunette. "Yep," replied the blonde.
"Is the cop still following me?" "Yep."
"Are his lights on?" "Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope..."

2. A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!"
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - "So, you're the one who took our phone book..."

3. A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across.
She yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"
The blonde shakes her head and yells back - "People like you really piss me off. You ARE on the other side!"

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