Naughty Jokes 090108

1. A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife
in bed with another man.
Guy: Get over it, buddy,It's not the end of the world.
Buddy: It's all right for you to say, but what
if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with
your wife?"
Ponders for a moment, Guy: I'd break his cane
and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass.

2. Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey,
Pop! What are you doing'?"
His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that
gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."

3. A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast, the guy: Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me. She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204."