Blonde Jokes 080208

1. Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by herself.
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Lady: "No, they spread!"


2. A blonde goes to get her hair cut.
The hair stylist cuts for about 30 minutes, hands the blonde a mirror and asks, "How do you like it?"
The blonde says, "It's okay, but could you make it just a little longer on the back?"