dirty text messages 080408

1. When a teenage girl smiles at a boy, he tries to decide what makes him so sexy.
When a young lady smiles at a man in his fifties, he turns around to see who's the handsome dude behind him.
But when a female of any age smiles at a man of 80, he looks down to see if he's unzipped.

2. An 80-year-old millionaire man engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old sexy model.
He see his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date.
The doctor looks him over and says, "Bill, you are completely healthy but I must tell you just one thing."
"What's that doc?", asks the millionaire.
"At your age, sex can be dangerous, and you need to watch it, take care, it could be really deadly" the doctor said.
Bill thinks for a couple of minute and then says, "What the hell, if she dies, she dies."