Sexy Dirty Jokes 082708

1. After a passionate night of making love, the guy rolled over, pulled out a stick of cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he then asked the girl on the bed if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," girl said.
He opened the drawer near table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry and asked.
"Is this your husband?" guy inquired nervously.
"No, silly," girl replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" guy said.
"No, not at all," girl nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

2. The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.
"We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation, ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"