Naughty Joke 081208

Kissing is a pleasure
F**king is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
He says he loves you, and you believe it is true
Until your belly starts to swell and he says hell with you.
10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months of pain
3 days in hospital, a child without a name
The baby is a b*stard
The mother is a wh*re
This never would have happened if the rubber had not tore.